Alzado Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 my wife ordered a pizza for dinner tonight, but I had to work late so she and my daughters ate dinner and saved the rest for me. i got home, put the left over pizza on the table, poured myself a glass of water, and then went to answer the phone. when I came back, my fucking dog at all the pizza off the table. fucking asshole. about 30 minutes later, the dog starts shitting all over my house, obviously sick from the pizza. I thought I stopped him doing it, put the leash on him and got him outside. however, in all the excitement, I didn't realize that I had stepped in the shit and tracked it all over my house. so i spent the last hour cleaning shit off my floors and off myself. asshole dog. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 what was on the pizza? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 was it eggy pizza? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 like this? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest southside jim Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 so good. so fucking good. laughed my ass off once you mentioned the dog shittin all over the place. also, did you slip a little bit when you stepped in the shit? y'all know what i'm talking about...whenever you step in a fresh pile o' dog shit outside, your foot always slips forward a bit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandi_B Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 sounds like you've had a shitty night! Reveal hidden contents Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223828 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 at my pizza!! FUCKING AT MY PIZZAA!!!! FUCKING AT MY PIZZZZAAAAAA Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest viscosity Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 a little late on the visual aid i dunno what kind of dog u got Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 this story reminded me of another that was posted on wattem about somebody who shat all over an appartment and there were pics and stuff.... shitty Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 ha. sorry about your luck alzado. somewhat on topic, I was at doing an assessment with a gentleman at his home a few months ago and witnessed something similar... the gentleman's dog took a few shits while I was there (seemed like it was sick with something). The gentleman was a bit upset and started cleaning it but didn't notice that he had stepped in another shit pile behind his chair as he got up to clean... I was watching him move to clean the the third shit-pile, unknowingly tracking shit behind him, before I mentioned that he may in fact be worsening the problem, pointing out the fresh shit-tracks. I could have loled but he was instantly pretty embarrassed/fucking pissed. So I tiptoed around the shit-piles/shit-tracks and we left it for his wife. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Reveal hidden contents Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 NICE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 On 1/26/2010 at 4:35 AM, placidburp said: Reveal hidden contents holy shit. classic. you nailed the shit slide angle. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223864 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 On 1/26/2010 at 4:35 AM, placidburp said: Reveal hidden contents I like the sense of motion in this piece, it feels as if he is actually skating on the dog poo. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 On 1/26/2010 at 4:35 AM, placidburp said: Reveal hidden contents fucking lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex C Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 was it a cheese pizza? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1223907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 On 1/26/2010 at 4:35 AM, placidburp said: Reveal hidden contents Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1224016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 haha that is great. way to go dog. do what you want to do. at the pizza then take a big ol shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1224119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) On 1/26/2010 at 12:53 PM, Fred McGriff said: haha that is great. way to go dog. do what you want to do. at the pizza then take a big ol shit. i respectfully disagree my dog knows that my pizza is for me LOL A. you might need to train your dog Edited January 26, 2010 by IRARI Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1224132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) as a non-dog owner, i make sure to encourage other people's dogs to shit where they please, rip up the furniture and eat everything in sight. i hope alzado's dog takes a massive shit in a hidden place. that would be the next move i would think. i'll have to send that dog an email when i come up with more ideas. Edited January 26, 2010 by Fred McGriff Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1224140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 standing in dogshit is 1 of the worst ways to spoil your day anyway never mind doing it in your house and trailing it all over the place. ps. hahaha. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52837-fucking-dog-at-my-pizza/#findComment-1224148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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