proposing

Yo. So today, I got a rock for my lovely lady.

I probably got scammed on the ring. I have no idea about that shit and was too lazy to do the research. I would say the whole experience was about 45% sketchy.

I actually got it at one of these places (starting at about 5:05)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bzz-PNO_hg

I've always been curious about the whole diamond district thing so I figured I'd just take the plunge there. Plus, I got what seems to be an amazing deal.

Anyway..

How many of you whores have bought a rock/proposed?

I have no plan and am open to ideas.

Give it to her in a ballooon

I buy rocks all the time, but then I use the rock to gather up the nerve to propose and have to get a new rock which I again use to gather up the nerve to propose.

It's a never ending cycle :(

anything above 4th st. in manhattan feels like a scam to me.

Yeah. It occurred to me as I was paying for it "I should have asked WATMM how to buy a ring" but it was just about too late.

I'm sure it's all good.

Make sure her Powerglove is right-handed, if not, you should strongly consider buying one to help her with the adjustment. This shows that you've put some careful thought into the decision to marry.

As for the actual proposal: Roll up a Ben Franklin (or two!), slide the ring over it and have it ready. When you walk in the door after work, turn her around, pull her panties up, and hand her the engagement bill and ring. Whisper "Holla back" and walk right passed her. After that the balls in her court.

she sounds like a lucky girl...

You know it! LOL.

Congratulations duder.

I want a girl.

  On 1/26/2010 at 9:57 PM, jefferoo said:

Yo. So today, I got a rock for my lovely lady.

I probably got scammed on the ring. I have no idea about that shit and was too lazy to do the research. I would say the whole experience was about 45% sketchy.

I actually got it at one of these places (starting at about 5:05)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bzz-PNO_hg

I've always been curious about the whole diamond district thing so I figured I'd just take the plunge there. Plus, I got what seems to be an amazing deal.

Anyway..

How many of you whores have bought a rock/proposed?

I have no plan and am open to ideas.

Best movie ever.

  On 1/26/2010 at 11:04 PM, The Dark Lord said:

 

Best movie ever.

Yes Zaz. It is the best movie ever.

Back on track...

Got any ideas for how I can propose to my special lady?

put the ring in your arse and ask her to finger you. voila! the ring is on her finger and she's over the moon.

"baby I got a treat so deep in my ass that only your talented tongue can dig it out"

or put it in your foreskin, hold the foreskin tight and fill it up with piss like a balloon and then let it explode over her. What a lucky lady, a golden shower and a proposal all in one!

  On 1/26/2010 at 11:16 PM, keltoi said:

put the ring in your arse and ask her to finger you. voila! the ring is on her finger and she's over the moon.

lmao

  On 1/26/2010 at 11:08 PM, jefferoo said:

  On 1/26/2010 at 11:04 PM, The Dark Lord said:

 

Best movie ever.

 

Yes Zaz. It is the best movie ever.

Back on track...

Got any ideas for how I can propose to my special lady?

Personally I wouldn't.

You see I'm quite the ladies man if you catch my drift.

take it back and buy her a crack rock instead. Or take the diamond off the ring, put IT in a crack pipe, then give it to her.

i joked for years i was gonna propose to her with a ring pop, so when the time came i did the one knee thing and handed her a ring pop, but with the real ring on it. [/cheese]

awwww

do it in front of a lot of strangers

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:12 PM, Adjective said:

Make sure her Powerglove is right-handed, if not, you should strongly consider buying one to help her with the adjustment. This shows that you've put some careful thought into the decision to marry.

 

As for the actual proposal: Roll up a Ben Franklin (or two!), slide the ring over it and have it ready. When you walk in the door after work, turn her around, pull her panties up, and hand her the engagement bill and ring. Whisper "Holla back" and walk right passed her. After that the balls in her court.

Adjective is my favorite watmmer

put it in her cereal

no dont

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:12 PM, blicero said:

she sounds like a lucky girl...

do you mean lucky "bitch"?

say catch and throw it