Where Boners Go To Die

In this safe for work edition of the popular Where Boners Go To Die series, we want to know what types of things get you out of the mood when you're all horned up. Do you have a sure fire boner killer?

For me, there's nothing worse than when you got your mojo working and your woman says something practical like: "Oh I forgot to tell you, I think the refrigerator is leaking" or "I have to work late tomorrow."

Fucking boner killer. Sometimes, I get so angry at those kind of interruptions that I lose my horny boner only to be replaced by a raging fury boner. Raging fury boners are frightening. My normal boner is a sensitive lover, firm but soft to the touch. My raging fury boner on the other hand is anger personified. It radiates dangerous levels of heat. It changes colors in a spectrum of reds and purples in a downward flowing motion like some rare squid. it is covered with a web of protruding veins. the crown is adorned with a halo of bloody steel spikes. please don't kill my passionate boner or you might get a taste of something wicked.

i got a rage boner for a woman who annoyed me on tv once. Sexy hate.

lolz (ado)!

When she asks me to sing to her.

If I think about her ex boyfriends

When I look at her and she doesn't exist.

the worst is when you picture you're grandpa making his ships-in-a-bottle and then you realize you're his ship...and you're in his bottle...and like, it's your dick in his curdled ass.

when she acts indifferent

  On 1/28/2010 at 12:16 AM, EleminoP said:

When she asks me to sing to her.

lol.

bringing up moving. telling me to call uhaul when my boner is so hard it is ready to explode is kind of annoying. also, getting mad at me for not paying attention to uhaul requests when i am so horny all i can smell is vadge is not fun.

uhaul.

  On 1/28/2010 at 1:37 AM, peaches said:

When I look at her and she doesn't exist.

that made me laugh a lot.

When she holds bills in front of her boobs on purpose.

one time a girl answered her phone while i was fucking her

i was not impressed

  On 1/29/2010 at 12:06 AM, kaini said:

one time a girl answered her phone while i was fucking her

i was not impressed

I take it she didn't answer to brag or send invitations.

When I say "Ive a raging hard on"

and she says

"Me too"

Hairy back/arms.

*shudder*

Also, stinkpuss.

Edit: Liking Muse, U2, The Killers, Razorlite etc.

Seeing bare skin totally kills my boner. I have sex in a full wetsuit and she must as well.

michelle malkin does this to me all the time.

browsing watmm kills her boner

  On 2/26/2010 at 6:32 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

michelle malkin does this to me all the time.

Not to mention Michael Milken

When I get out of bed and then notice a mark on her neck, so ask what it is, and she tells me it's from really rough sex from someone else.

Too obvious?

edit: oh wait, you said boner killer, mybad.

when she stops crying..