Alzado Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 In this safe for work edition of the popular Where Boners Go To Die series, we want to know what types of things get you out of the mood when you're all horned up. Do you have a sure fire boner killer? For me, there's nothing worse than when you got your mojo working and your woman says something practical like: "Oh I forgot to tell you, I think the refrigerator is leaking" or "I have to work late tomorrow." Fucking boner killer. Sometimes, I get so angry at those kind of interruptions that I lose my horny boner only to be replaced by a raging fury boner. Raging fury boners are frightening. My normal boner is a sensitive lover, firm but soft to the touch. My raging fury boner on the other hand is anger personified. It radiates dangerous levels of heat. It changes colors in a spectrum of reds and purples in a downward flowing motion like some rare squid. it is covered with a web of protruding veins. the crown is adorned with a halo of bloody steel spikes. please don't kill my passionate boner or you might get a taste of something wicked. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 i got a rage boner for a woman who annoyed me on tv once. Sexy hate. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1225871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 lolz (ado)! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1225929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest EleminoP Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 When she asks me to sing to her. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1226027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 If I think about her ex boyfriends Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1226033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peaches Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 When I look at her and she doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1226097 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 the worst is when you picture you're grandpa making his ships-in-a-bottle and then you realize you're his ship...and you're in his bottle...and like, it's your dick in his curdled ass. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1226117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 when she acts indifferent Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1226121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 On 1/28/2010 at 12:16 AM, EleminoP said: When she asks me to sing to her. lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1226130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 bringing up moving. telling me to call uhaul when my boner is so hard it is ready to explode is kind of annoying. also, getting mad at me for not paying attention to uhaul requests when i am so horny all i can smell is vadge is not fun. uhaul. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1226178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 On 1/28/2010 at 1:37 AM, peaches said: When I look at her and she doesn't exist. that made me laugh a lot. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1226186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 When she holds bills in front of her boobs on purpose. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1227178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 one time a girl answered her phone while i was fucking her i was not impressed Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1227185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 On 1/29/2010 at 12:06 AM, kaini said: one time a girl answered her phone while i was fucking her i was not impressed I take it she didn't answer to brag or send invitations. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1227193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 When I say "Ive a raging hard on" and she says "Me too" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1227199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) Hairy back/arms. *shudder* Also, stinkpuss. Edit: Liking Muse, U2, The Killers, Razorlite etc. Edited January 29, 2010 by Etch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1227211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Seeing bare skin totally kills my boner. I have sex in a full wetsuit and she must as well. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1227248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 now look what you did Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1253879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 michelle malkin does this to me all the time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1253891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 browsing watmm kills her boner Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1253913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 On 2/26/2010 at 6:32 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: michelle malkin does this to me all the time. Not to mention Michael Milken Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1254002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 When I get out of bed and then notice a mark on her neck, so ask what it is, and she tells me it's from really rough sex from someone else. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1254414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 (edited) Too obvious? edit: oh wait, you said boner killer, mybad. Edited February 26, 2010 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1254422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 when she stops crying.. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52898-where-boners-go-to-die/#findComment-1254425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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