keltoi Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 i noticed i have a very nice scrolling action on my laptop which, given the chance, i could easily apply to the pleasuring of female genitalia. also when a tramp checks a pay-phone for loose change this action would also be a useful skill for him should he ever encounter a vagina tolerant enough to endure his lack of nail hygiene. what other everyday activities would translate well into the bedroom? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 picking your nose Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Gargling water transmutes into gargling balls. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Ive got one of those new fangled apple 'magic' mouses, I feel the finger action practice is aiding my fanny touching abilities. Also kaos pads Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 On 1/29/2010 at 2:54 PM, Coalbucket PI said: Also kaos pads What's the FX-Depth knob then? The nippl0rz? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 i had thought of a good thread while i was on the pan earlier but i forgot and made this one instead. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 my midi controller has a touchpad -- this perspective had occurred to me before Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 i heard some guys on this board are running a fleshlight->CV setup Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said: how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? do any vibrators have scroll buttons? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 well scrolling on my macbook is done with 2 fingers! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hexagon son's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said: how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1227866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot for baphomet Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 On 1/29/2010 at 2:13 PM, keltoi said: what other everyday activities would translate well into the bedroom? sex. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 ^nice avatar Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 On 1/29/2010 at 4:42 PM, keltoi said: On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said: how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees. ...Yeah,Im not entirely convinced that a female would be that pleased to have a man playing with her bits while thinking about laptops and goatse. Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Anus tickling. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I operate my scroll wheel with my tongue, so I suppose that counts. On 1/29/2010 at 6:59 PM, sine said: Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job! So I was right all along, thanks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 flipping through vinyl = tickling the clit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 falling asleep facedown on your philly cheese steak with a boner Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 motioning for that hombredude to come back and fight me = massaging the g-spot Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228243 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 A friend of mine flew to GB for an Erasmus session. Before she left I offered her a toothbrush, and electrical, vibrating one. "oh it's vibrating. Are you offering it me so that I can use it as a a didlo ?" "wait. wat ? it's just a toothbrush, what makes you think this ?." "why did you offer me a toothbrush then" "It's just a fucking toothbrush you fucking pervert. Oh maybe i'm taking it back if you don't like it". Nonetheless she brought it with her. He He He... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 On 1/29/2010 at 4:42 PM, keltoi said: On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said: how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees. pro-tip: press the End-button. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 On 1/29/2010 at 11:00 PM, Adjective said: falling asleep facedown on your philly cheese steak with a boner lol! On 1/29/2010 at 11:26 PM, ms-dos said: motioning for that hombredude to come back and fight me = massaging the g-spot lol! On 1/29/2010 at 6:59 PM, sine said: On 1/29/2010 at 4:42 PM, keltoi said: On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said: how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling? imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees. ...Yeah,Im not entirely convinced that a female would be that pleased to have a man playing with her bits while thinking about laptops and goatse. Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job! thanks! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52964-scrolling-on-a-laptop-vs-pleasuring-a-vagina/#findComment-1228662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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