scrolling on a laptop vs. pleasuring a vagina

i noticed i have a very nice scrolling action on my laptop which, given the chance, i could easily apply to the pleasuring of female genitalia.

also when a tramp checks a pay-phone for loose change this action would also be a useful skill for him should he ever encounter a vagina tolerant enough to endure his lack of nail hygiene.

what other everyday activities would translate well into the bedroom?

picking your nose

Gargling water transmutes into gargling balls.

Ive got one of those new fangled apple 'magic' mouses, I feel the finger action practice is aiding my fanny touching abilities.

Also kaos pads

  On 1/29/2010 at 2:54 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Also kaos pads

What's the FX-Depth knob then? The nippl0rz?

i had thought of a good thread while i was on the pan earlier but i forgot and made this one instead.

my midi controller has a touchpad -- this perspective had occurred to me before

how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling?

i heard some guys on this board are running a fleshlight->CV setup

  On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said:

how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling?

do any vibrators have scroll buttons?

well scrolling on my macbook is done with 2 fingers!

  On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said:

how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling?

imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees.

lol

  On 1/29/2010 at 2:13 PM, keltoi said:

what other everyday activities would translate well into the bedroom?

sex.

^nice avatar

  On 1/29/2010 at 4:42 PM, keltoi said:

  On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said:

how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling?

 

imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees.

...Yeah,Im not entirely convinced that a female would be that pleased to have a man playing with her bits while thinking about laptops and goatse.

Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job!

Anus tickling.

I operate my scroll wheel with my tongue, so I suppose that counts.

  On 1/29/2010 at 6:59 PM, sine said:

Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job!

So I was right all along, thanks.

flipping through vinyl = tickling the clit

falling asleep facedown on your philly cheese steak with a boner

motioning for that hombredude to come back and fight me = massaging the g-spot

A friend of mine flew to GB for an Erasmus session. Before she left I offered her a toothbrush, and electrical, vibrating one.

"oh it's vibrating. Are you offering it me so that I can use it as a a didlo ?"

"wait. wat ? it's just a toothbrush, what makes you think this ?."

"why did you offer me a toothbrush then"

"It's just a fucking toothbrush you fucking pervert. Oh maybe i'm taking it back if you don't like it".

Nonetheless she brought it with her.

He He He...

  On 1/29/2010 at 4:42 PM, keltoi said:

  On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said:

how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling?

 

imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees.

pro-tip: press the End-button.

  On 1/29/2010 at 11:00 PM, Adjective said:

falling asleep facedown on your philly cheese steak with a boner

lol!

  On 1/29/2010 at 11:26 PM, ms-dos said:

motioning for that hombredude to come back and fight me = massaging the g-spot

lol!

  On 1/29/2010 at 6:59 PM, sine said:

  On 1/29/2010 at 4:42 PM, keltoi said:

  On 1/29/2010 at 3:33 PM, essines said:

how do you pleasure a vagina by scrolling?

 

imagine the clitoris is the scroll wheel and pretend your mom walked in while you're looking at a huge long page of goatses and frantically scroll to get to the bottom of the page before she sees.

...Yeah,Im not entirely convinced that a female would be that pleased to have a man playing with her bits while thinking about laptops and goatse.

Still,kudos for knowing the location of the clitoris.Good job!

thanks!

washing a courgette