Make it official

http://certifiedvirgin.com/

lol

ass fucking.

now this guys I can believe is a virgin

Do you actually have to be a virgin to get one. How do they check?

You have to get a full on vaginal/rectal exam. Then they masturbate your pen0x to see how hard/fast you cum. Then they analyze the data and compare it to their very detailed charts to determine if you still have your v-card intact.

Only 339 certified? They're picky fuckers then.

  On 2/1/2010 at 5:48 AM, Hautlle said:

You have to get a full on vaginal/rectal exam. Then they masturbate your pen0x to see how hard/fast you cum. Then they analyze the data and compare it to their very detailed charts to determine if you still have your v-card intact.

These are the exact testing procedures, I've taken them many times cause its the only action I can possibly receive without paying.

im gonna put it on my front door.

Ah, great stuff. I'll add this to the list of wind ups we've done to a coworker.

Seriously, this guy is bound to become an eventual murder suicide headline the rate we're going.

uh....that's....good?

congrats?

I'm kidding. He's my best mate. But this is WATMM so maybe I should ramp it up a bit more.

We're going to shit in his mouth.

  On 2/1/2010 at 5:48 AM, Hautlle said:

You have to get a full on vaginal/rectal exam. Then they masturbate your pen0x to see how hard/fast you cum. Then they analyze the data and compare it to their very detailed charts to determine if you still have your v-card intact.

I should buy a load of those blank forms and offer one with each EKT Plus membership!

  On 2/1/2010 at 5:29 PM, Joyrex said:

I should buy a load of those blank forms and offer one with each EKT Plus membership!

Way to insult your paying customers!

troon is a virgin lol