I'm skypping with a friend

i can't hear the fapping though

That's the third time in a row he's doing such a thing during an audio chat.

what a wanker.

now, this thread can go to the non-sense bin.

ah ! it sounds like he's wiping. yes i can definitively hear him picking a hankie. I kept silent during the act of course...

you have fucked up friends

*FAPFAPFAP*

He used to be very shy and introverted. He had a very long hair, people on the street would call him Jesus, etc... Then one day he decided to get a proper, short haircut. It changed his life. Now he's an excentric pansexualist. Sometimes he goes around paris with a bag of biscuits asking girls to take pics of him and to send them to his email address. Also, sometimes he pretend to be an english tourist. . .

Here's the million-dollar question:

WHY would he be wanking with you on "the phone" as it were (couldn't think of a good way to describe being on Skype)? Did you give him reason to?

1. He's stoned

2. He just wanted to

3. He thinks you can wank anywhere if you get rid of all the social conventions. The problem is that you'll isolate yourself from the real world if you distance yourself from them too much. Consequently he's acting on an individual case basis : as he knows i won't be that shocked, he offers himself a wank.

But more than that he's an evolving animal. First, he secretly did it, then he did it openly for the first time during a multichat, now he hopes to eventually wank during a video-chat (he said).

4. I'm not spurring him to act this way, all the more so i can barely talk when he's foaming his member, because then he becomes angry and tell me to fucking shut the fuck up (proof that he's still far from the all encompassing, peaceful enlightenment he's trying to reach).

  On 2/10/2010 at 5:52 PM, Babar said:

1. He's stoned

2. He just wanted to

3. He thinks you can wank anywhere if you get rid of all the social conventions. The problem is that you'll isolate yourself from the real world if you distance yourself from them too much. Consequently he's acting on an individual case basis : as he knows i won't be that shocked, he offers himself a wank.

But more than that he's an evolving animal. First, he secretly did it, then he did it openly for the first time during a multichat, now he hopes to eventually wank during a video-chat (he said).

4. I'm not spurring him to act this way, all the more so i can barely talk when he's foaming his member, because then he becomes angry and tell me to fucking shut the fuck up (proof that he's still far from the all encompassing, peaceful enlightenment he's trying to reach).

I think you should not be subject to his behaviour, and when he's having a wank, you politely tell him you'll talk to him later and disconnect, or hang up, or whatever you do with Skype.

Did you acknowledge to him that you knew he was wanking?

I would.

  On 2/10/2010 at 5:52 PM, Babar said:

foaming his member

I love you babar

I thought the thread title was 'I'm Skipping With A Friend, he's wanking'

that would be worse

Barbar, didn't you also let another boy put his mouth on your penis when you were like 4 years old?

Maybe you are a gay magnet.

  On 2/10/2010 at 6:56 PM, Stoppit said:

I thought the thread title was 'I'm Skipping With A Friend, he's wanking'

 

 

that would be worse

and much more difficult (for the friend).

  On 2/10/2010 at 7:03 PM, Yegg said:

Barbar, didn't you also let another boy put his mouth on your penis when you were like 4 years old?

 

Maybe you are a gay magnet.

i thought everyone did that?

  On 2/10/2010 at 7:15 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

  On 2/10/2010 at 6:56 PM, Stoppit said:

I thought the thread title was 'I'm Skipping With A Friend, he's wanking'

 

 

that would be worse

 

and much more difficult (for the friend).

you're not a real man unless you can skip and wank simultaneously

sounds like my mate ollie.

foaming his membar

Babar, that person wouldn't happen to be...?

alcofribas?

uh, no...

uh...yeah...

Exactly what I'd expect of the French.

  On 2/10/2010 at 11:07 PM, gaarg said:

Babar, that person wouldn't happen to be...?

Y E S !

i reckon he is not wanking and it is in your imagination. he is a genuine top bloke.

  On 2/10/2010 at 7:03 PM, Yegg said:

Barbar, didn't you also let another boy put his mouth on your penis when you were like 4 years old?

 

Maybe you are a gay magnet.

This friend told me "i bet you're not able to suck my cock". Of course I took up the challenge. After that he was morally driven to suck mine. he wasn't gay at all, it was a man thing;

  On 2/10/2010 at 11:14 PM, David R James said:

i reckon he is not wanking and it is in your imagination. he is a genuine top bloke.

You know what ? Last night I dreamt I was browsing watmm, and at some point I watched a porn/gore vid. Fucking japanese guys were fucking a woman to death. Then half of the corpse's face leaked through my screen and wound up in my plate. I was crazy about it.

  On 2/10/2010 at 11:26 PM, Babar said:

I was crazy about it.

lol

babarism