Guest assegai Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Quote PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson. MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you. PLAYBOY: At this point, what’s your ideal relationship? MAYER: Here’s what I really want to do at 32: fuck a girl and then, as she’s sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she’s like, “What? You gave me five vaginal orgasms last night, and you’re making me a spinach omelet? You are the shit!” http://www.playboy.com/articles/john-mayer-playboy-interview/index.html?page=2 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 that's his arm tattoo speaking Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 coke's a helluva drug Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 I bet Jessica Simpson can suck a dick nice Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 he sounds like a cunt Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Quote My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 i'm very as well but you don't hear me boring watmm about it and pandering to the blacks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 i think he may have been wearing a headband during that interview Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 after reading the whole interview, this guy is smarter and wittier than i ever imagined. he's self-aware (and self-absorbed) to a fault, but my perception of him has flipped in a good way. everyone is highlighting the worst, most bro'ish parts of the interview. but his music is terrible, which, given his obvious intelligence and musical background, makes me think that he's being a little insincere with his art. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 he went to Berkley school of music. No one that comes from there is cool Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 I've read it all too and I'll confirm that the guy is a douche-bag. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. What a fucking douchebag. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240191 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 yeah, he's a jerk, but a more interesting one than i previously thought. eh, it's something. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Renivatio Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 teh unwarranted self importance lul Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 On 2/11/2010 at 11:21 PM, marf said: he went to Berkley school of music. No one that comes from there is cool didnt half of watmm go there trashbear Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 John Mayer can suck my balls. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 I don't care about the details as long as the end result is John Mayer not making music anymore. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 On 2/11/2010 at 11:21 PM, marf said: he went to Berkley school of music. No one that comes from there is cool berklee alumni, You've got the marsalis brothers(sorta honourary cool) , Bill frisell (he's cool), quincy jones, joe lovano(shc), steve vai (hrmm not sure where this is going), mike stern(scmaybe), john scofield (man the chorus pedal gets a little grating as a gimmick after a while), joe satriani (why the hell did you have to use midi backing on all those records, it just ruined every track), trey parker (he's definately cool), whjat efgeer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 John Mayer gave me five Anal orgasms last night, but didn't cook me breakfast .. What a cunt .. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 On 2/11/2010 at 11:36 PM, Fred McGriff said: On 2/11/2010 at 11:21 PM, marf said: he went to Berkley school of music. No one that comes from there is cool didnt half of watmm go there trashbear spatula went there, now he wants to got to MIT or somewhere tech 133t like that, berklee must've wrung all the music out of him, heheh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240270 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 I only heard of this guy like 3 months ago, I liked a couple of his songs, but then I realised he's a big butt hole Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 On 2/12/2010 at 12:44 AM, Coalbucket PI said: I only heard of this guy like 3 months ago, I liked a couple of his songs, but then I realised he's a big butt hole Can you direct me to that rock you've been under for about 6 years? I wouldn't mind giving the world a miss for a while. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 lol, yeah me too, google map it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240333 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 it's prob blurred on googlemaps, by request of an higher power. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 john mayer is an enigma to me. he is clearly articulate, smart and funny. He understands his fans, and how to mock them, the bear suit incident and the toe fungal powder thingy, along with entertaining appearances on Tim and Eric and Chappelle's Show all prove this in my eyes. I met him for about ten minutes on his Sheryl Crow/Mayer tandem tour, as my uncle was playing in Crow's band, and he was friendly, charming and fun. He is more interesting than most the people that circle in his world. He also clearly loves being a total douchebag and bossing people around because he can, but also has ego problems as a result and thinks his music and his face are the best thing since sliced bread. He is a very technically gifted guitar player and a decent singer. His actual music makes me want to shit all over his smug face. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 I like him because he recorded a nice cover of radiohead's kid a. i have no idea what the rest of his muisc is like. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53335-john-mayer/#findComment-1240388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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