my toenail clippns straight up smell like roquerofr

like if i were right now to say to you, yo, i jusr ripped my toenail off (the excess white part) and it smells like blue cheese, that would be too much of a generalization. my toenail clippins straight up stink of roqureofrt cheese, the finest of all cheeses. i dont know whether to be proud or mortified. as a foodie this is one of the most complex dilemmas of taste i've ever experienced.

That's a tough one, yeah.

i mean, right? it's an EXACT genetic matchup with roquefort. it's not goronzola, it's not stilton, it's fucking pure roquefort growing beneath my toenails

I've been experiencing similar issues actually. Although my nails have a tendency to smell more like straight up vomit.

Perhaps you should give it a taste, it might seal the deal.

well straight up vomit is not a far cry from a good blue cheese. in fact you are dangerously close to dropping some serious funk on them toes. might i suggest just a touch more vitamin D in your diet?

You are right, I'll see if I can come up with a new blend of cheese.

maybe cheese has just always smelled like fred's feet

DRINKS

fondue?

Nail fondue, it's the new thing.

impakt - knows what's up!

  On 2/15/2010 at 8:44 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

maybe cheese has just always smelled like fred's feet

way to steal my joke before i can post it :\

now i have nothing funny to say.

  On 2/15/2010 at 10:02 AM, chaosmachine said:

  On 2/15/2010 at 8:44 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

maybe cheese has just always smelled like fred's feet

 

way to steal my joke before i can post it :\

 

now i have nothing funny to say.

i would've only thought of that by staying up til 3 am.

i want autechre to have a song called roqureofrt

some twat delivery driver dropped a washing machine on my big toe nearly 3 years ago now. my nail came out of it's socket and fell off apart from a thin thread of tissue. the nurse forced it back into it's socket but it's never been right since and grows (very thick and slowly) with a gap of fresh air between toe and nail.

the stuff that i scrape form here smells like roquefart and smelling it is strangely morish even though i don't even like roquefart.

interesting. my toenail clippings smell like parmesan. hmmmm

  On 2/15/2010 at 11:30 AM, modey said:

interesting. my toenail clippings smell like parmesan. hmmmm

yeh, ive noticed my feet are like a kaleidoscopic-cheese-rainbow... depending on how long i go between washing my feet and or socks, i have found massive differences in aroma and 'taste' if u like, however all from the cheese vocabulary... feet are funny like that.

You're a veritable Ferdinand the Foodie, roquefort....i hope you didn't start licking them in anticipation

watch out for that first step it's a doozy!

can we get this back on track?

Nail Fondue.

I wonder what boiffard's big toe smelled like?