My neighborhood is too white

I've been to 2 pharmacies and the local safeway, and none of them carry bump stopper.

What is bump stopper, you ask? It's a product that really helps with preventing ingrown hairs after close shaving. This is a product typically associated with blacks for some reason (they all have a black guy on the label). Possibly because african americans have curly beards -- I don't know. All I know is I always get 2 or 3 of these fucking things when I actually shave as opposed to just trim.

I even checked walgreens.com -- several locations around portland stock this stuff, but none at the one closest to me. I daresay I have a racist Walgreen's in my area.

amazon

Yes, genius, I'm aware of amazon. I want this NOW however, so it means driving as opposed to just walking down to the store.

think i've seen this at target? even a supermarket might have it.

go to the nearest ghetto.

or check one of those stores that carry beauty supplies for salons, like sallies.

this sounds like a product i will check out. i've always had problems with ingrown hairs. they're so unsightly and annoying.

Dont they get really nasty if they arent dealt with early. Im fairly sure my mate had a lump taken out of his back because of one.

They actually had it. Website was lying.

Also by inspecting the label, it's pretty much the same stuff as the bikini cream they sell for women, just with a different fragrance.

Wow. Is this where we've gotten to? Little hipster suburbanites complaining that their area is "too white"? Come to Chicago. There are plenty of dark meat areas for you to live, if you are man enough. Which you aren't.

I'd say I'm more of a nerd than a hipster. Actually, I'm not really sure what a hipster is.

  On 2/16/2010 at 12:07 AM, acidphakist said:

Wow. Is this where we've gotten to? Little hipster suburbanites complaining that their area is "too white"? Come to Chicago. There are plenty of dark meat areas for you to live, if you are man enough. Which you aren't.

Take it easy tiger.

  On 2/16/2010 at 12:07 AM, acidphakist said:

Wow. Is this where we've gotten to? Little hipster suburbanites complaining that their area is "too white"? Come to Chicago. There are plenty of dark meat areas for you to live, if you are man enough. Which you aren't.

You should lol more often. Lowers chances of heart attacks FACT.

  On 2/16/2010 at 12:46 AM, scones to die for said:

  On 2/16/2010 at 12:07 AM, acidphakist said:

Wow. Is this where we've gotten to? Little hipster suburbanites complaining that their area is "too white"? Come to Chicago. There are plenty of dark meat areas for you to live, if you are man enough. Which you aren't.

Take it easy tiger.

It's cool. He's practising for his job at Blackwater.

  On 2/15/2010 at 11:09 PM, asymmetrical head said:

go to the nearest ghetto.

 

or check one of those stores that carry beauty supplies for salons, like sallies.

risky business man. Oregon has some of the worst ghettos on the west coast.

the area i'm in now is almost entirely pakistani, with a somali ghetto just up the road lol

my entire city is a ghetto. comprised mostly of rednecks.

atlanta is sufficiently black but many of them are also gay

  On 2/16/2010 at 1:52 AM, ezkerraldean said:

the area i'm in now is almost entirely pakistani, with a somali ghetto just up the road lol

it must smell.