SR4 Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I had the weirdest dream last night. I was with a girl at the park I used to play at as a kid..I think her name was Tammy? Anyway, I think in this dream I had a crush on her for years, and she was finally starting to like me, so we took a walk holding hands. I think we went for a walk...it was summer, but there was a cool breeze in the air, and I remember in the dream feeling the wind pass between our fingers. Then she walks me over to some bushes and asks me if I want to have sex with her. I agree, this was the dream moment I had been waiting for for years. So we start the foreplay, Im stroking and kissing her nipples, caressing her legs with the utmost care, and start gently stroking the area between her stomach and her love parts. It tickles her, she laughs, and then slowly takes her pants off. I turn around to apply condom, as I am fully boned and do not want a venereal disease. Once the condom was applied, I turned around, ready to attack her. With her legs spread open, there was some sort of jaw-like protrusion in her vagina. I edge closer....teeth? Yes, teeth. Just as I realize what horrible creature has been lain before me, the vagina begins to make loud, watery belches, and clear fluid starts leaking out of it, as if it was flooding with some sort of drain cleaning liquid. Then she starts to scream, I plead with her, calm down!, I will get help!....she continues to scream...all of a sudden her rectum prolapses, and some sort of large maggot-like creature edges out of her rear. Dumbfounded, I can only sit and watch with my mouth agape as the maggot spreads its slimy appendages (wings? surely not) and makes a running dash into the air, gliding away in the afternoon sun over the park. The Color of the Fire was the soundtrack to this surreal moment. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 australia was right to ban female ejaculation... did tammy also have small breasts? Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1246644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 i've had that same dream a million times. if boc don't start giving me some new dreams, I'm going to stop downloading their music for free on the internet. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1246686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I also had one where a group of quadriplegic clowns had a circle jerk over a dead fawn to the tune of "Dawn Chorus". It was like a very glossed over porno video on MTV Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1246703 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I had a dream last night too. Me and a group of people were on a radio tower and it collapsed, falling on lady gaga. She demanded an explanation and no one was saying anything. I managed to say something that impressed her before we left. The rest of the dream is fairly hazy, the world was ending at one point and someone stole my cat and so on. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1246789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 i had a dream that there was some firefight going on around my house and i got a zapper and zapped the bad guys and escaped to this apartment where i had to speak french and the guy's vhs tapes were as big as doors Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1246811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 those dreams have nothing to do with BoC. BoC dreams only plz. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1246838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 i forgot to mention that Magic Window was playing in my dream Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1246911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 for a second i thought the past two years of watmm WAS a dream Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1247263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 i had a somewhat boc dream last night as a matter of fact. it involved the sesame street vid that mcbpete posted. i was watching it on tv and i turned to some dude that i didn't know that was on my couch and said "DID YOU HEAR THAT SHIT?" i think we were both high in the dream also cuz the room was smokey. then i teabagged the tv! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1247315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I had a dream I was listening to the new boc album LOL, ONLY IN MY DREAMS Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1247318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 (edited) woa Edited February 19, 2010 by MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1247524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Astroturf Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I had a dream where a couple of my friends assaulted BoC in a carpark somewhere in an attempt to steal a USB stick containing their new album. Then I infiltrated the Warp HQ to bust them out but then I decided they deserved to be imprisoned for disregarding the band's wishes. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1247549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I feel like many of you are making these dreams up Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1247580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 well... i did embelish a little on the teabagging of the tv. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1247617 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 On 2/18/2010 at 7:45 PM, LOL Alzado said: i've had that same dream a million times. if boc don't start giving me some new dreams, I'm going to stop downloading their music for free on the internet. hahhahahah Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1247620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Automatic generated message This topic has been closed by a moderator. Reason: Goddamned stupid shit If you feel the reason for closing was incorrect, please report this post, and a moderator or administrator will reconsider it. Kind regards, We Are The Music Makers Forums Staff Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53579-weird-boc-dream/#findComment-1250377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts