Who here is married?

I've seen a few threads about wanton sex with sex crazed women here lately. I see the breakup thread has hit 10 pages. There must be a few married posters out there who really have nothing to contribute to such threads?

So if you are married, you blissfully happy, just about tolerating it, or ready to head for the hills. Got real lucky myself, married a saint, but a lot of my friends really just barely tolerate their wives and would ride even women who I think are actually uglier than their wives.

i'm not married but happily together with looooooooooong term burd.

i also have married mates who'd pump anything with a fanny. some people are never happy with their lot.

  On 3/17/2010 at 1:23 PM, keltoi said:

i'm not married but happily together with looooooooooong term burd.

I'll see your long term and raise you met her at 12, started going out at 17, married at 29 and now 35!

The bang anything kinda puzzles me. I mean, every guy likes a bit of flattery, and to think that they still could pull, but there is a line to draw somewhere. On the other hand, one of my best friends married a girl who was pretty and let herself go...a lot...and he pulls attractive women, and part of me thinks its not really good enough and part thinks well it's easy to talk but if I were in his shoes what would I do.

does sham marriage count?

Sham marriages are the ones I am most interested in! I can't ask my friends what is it like to feel nothing for (or hate) their wives, 'cos that's kinda going over a line, like enquiring about their sex lives. So I'm all ears. I just wonder what it's like to be married to someone and look at them with disgust...

  On 3/17/2010 at 1:31 PM, Conor74 said:

  On 3/17/2010 at 1:23 PM, keltoi said:

i'm not married but happily together with looooooooooong term burd.

 

I'll see your long term and raise you met her at 12, started going out at 17, married at 29 and now 35!

 

you win, started out aged 20, going out 15 years, living together 10. all is sweet.

I'm never getting married

fuck that mess

Was having a few cans lately and one of them turned to me and asked how come I never did anything. Impossible to answer that, if I said because I happen to think my wife is the best thing ever they would all get defensive and say that they thought so too about their own wives and playing around didn't change that. If I said because it was wrong, that would be worse.

So just had to say I was gay...

Pics or thread is pointless.

you married yet, yeggers?

i've been living together with my girlfriend for like 8 years now, we've been together for almost 11 years. i call her "my wife". and we're doing great!

Yeggers is preggers.

(just wanted to type it since it rhymes.)

up the duff

  On 3/17/2010 at 2:15 PM, Yegg said:

Pics or thread is pointless.

Naaaa, would invade her privacy. Think Ava Gardner. In fact, think Ava Gardner and Mickey Rooney and you got both of us in one...

my "wife" and I have been together for like 6 years now.

getting married for real this july 30!

  On 3/17/2010 at 2:25 PM, Conor74 said:

  On 3/17/2010 at 2:15 PM, Yegg said:

Pics or thread is pointless.

 

Naaaa, would invade her privacy. Think Ava Gardner. In fact, think Ava Gardner and Mickey Rooney and you got both of us in one...

 

isn't she dead? that's just creepy man.

i am married. my husband's name is watmm.

are you a turtle

  On 3/17/2010 at 2:23 PM, margaret thatcher said:

up the duff

congrats margaret!

Just got engaged, so I'll be wed soon. I've been with my lady 8 years (7 of those living together).

I'm more than happy with our situation.

The real question is...

How many of you motherfuckers have kids?

  On 3/17/2010 at 3:29 PM, jefferoo said:

How many of you motherfuckers have kids?

None. But wife starting to get a bit broody so think my pub days could be numbered. Just hope they have her looks and her brains.

married coming up 4 years. time flies. recommend it to everyone.

married 2 years next month. i was born to be married.

that's funny it always seems to be girls who say that kind of thing ^.

for some reason i'm the opposite, i was born to remain unmarried while basically living life as if married.

Happily married coming up on 9 years. I've been with my wife for almost 14 years.

One kid, another on the way.

It's funny that at 35 there are all these weddings happening again. Some are friends who put it off as long as they could. The others are 2nd marriages.