nipple removal?

why not?

i like my nipples. soemtimes they tingle.

strangely, that actually makes sense in my mind. man nips are surplus to requirement after all.

*reaches for nearby stanley knife*

"I had my nipples removed 'cause I'm not a girl"

no more jogger's nipple for me! not that i do any jogging mind.

  On 3/18/2010 at 4:18 PM, Plum said:

strangely, that actually makes sense in my mind. man nips are surplus to requirement after all.

 

*reaches for nearby stanley knife*

plum your nipples are full of sensory pleasure and i would suckle them like a newborn.

only if your remove your teeth first sweetpea.

that picture of him holding the nipple made me feel ill

He should have had the guy reattach them on his ass

for what purpose?

  On 3/18/2010 at 4:24 PM, ET said:

that picture of him holding the nipple made me feel ill

after that photo was taken he tossed it to his cat as a tasty treat.

  On 3/18/2010 at 4:24 PM, lumpenprol said:

He should have had the guy reattach them on his ass

  On 3/18/2010 at 4:26 PM, ET said:

for what purpose?

LOL!

im gonna go puke now

dried out that nipple could easily be lost in a bowl of cornflakes.

or on a slice of pepperoni pizza if it's still fresh

or in a bag of children's foreskins

ass nipples and knee scrotums:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa2umu1vILI

  On 3/18/2010 at 4:11 PM, keltoi said:

i guess when you've had everything else done then you've got to remove your nipples. what else is there to do?

  On 3/18/2010 at 6:59 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

 

i guess when you've had everything else done then you've got to remove your nipples. what else is there to do?

Tattoo your eyes.

not too big a deal, i guess. if you regretted it, you could always have some nipples tattooed on the spot where your old ones were.

  On 3/18/2010 at 7:09 PM, LOL Alzado said:

not too big a deal, i guess. if you regretted it, you could always have some nipples tattooed on the spot where your old ones were.

i hear you can buy plastic ones now.

he should get a metal button stitched on where his nip was... that would be quite good.

I've always wondered if a woman had her nipples removed if she could be topless on TV.