new humanoid species found in siberia

newspaper article regarding said new humanoid species found in siberia

30-40,000 years ago there were 3 different humanoid species living in the same area... that would be nuts!

imagine.

"dog penis mistaken for early human bone"

"man found with early human bone in his butt"

i bet the sapiens killed everyone else

Archaeologists uncover strange human ancestor remains with a tail connected to the shoulder, later analysis reveals tail was in fact finger inserted into butt to facilitate 'coming stupid hard'

what if they're still around///

they're not.

but 30,000 years doesn't seem like a long time at all. i wonder what caused them to die off and us to live? the ice age?

in early religious texts they were often referred to as "the chosen people"

maybe some scientists will be able to reconstruct their shape from analysing the penis?

!new

One finger? Not as impressive as the one-meter tall Indonesian hobbit skeletons they discovered a couple of years ago.

And they might have lived until 12,000 years ago, which kind of creeps me out.

the indonesian hobbits are cool. i think i know a couple of descendants.

  On 3/25/2010 at 5:33 PM, scones to die for said:

 

do you think that is a "butt-stick" he is carrying?

Also, how does a little guy like that fit a giant rat in his butt?

  On 3/25/2010 at 4:58 PM, theSun said:

they're not.

 

but 30,000 years doesn't seem like a long time at all. i wonder what caused them to die off and us to live? the ice age?

  On 3/25/2010 at 3:16 PM, GORDO said:

i bet the sapiens killed everyone else

  On 3/25/2010 at 6:38 PM, jefferoo said:

  On 3/25/2010 at 5:33 PM, scones to die for said:

 

do you think that is a "butt-stick" he is carrying?

Also, how does a little guy like that fit a giant rat in his butt?

the rat secretes a special kind of oil on its skin

REPTILLIAN MAN! IT'S GEORGE BUSHES GREAT-GREAT-GREAT... etc GRANDFATHER!!!

man pig-bear !

  On 3/25/2010 at 5:33 PM, scones to die for said:

 

One finger? Not as impressive as the one-meter tall Indonesian hobbit skeletons they discovered a couple of years ago.

 

And they might have lived until 12,000 years ago, which kind of creeps me out.

how the fuck did they get a pic??

i heard the Sarah Palin Show is going to be on the Discovery Channel

WHICH WOULD BE SOMEWHAT IRONIC I THINK

  On 3/25/2010 at 4:58 PM, theSun said:

i wonder what caused them to die off and us to live?

us.

Interbreeding

3 different species + one big ass orgy = Modern Human.

The other day, I was thinking about how pig's skin looks a little like white people's skin, all pink and semi hairless.

It got me to thinking, what if an early human, or even a monkey, had sex with a pig and that is what spawned the white race.