Boxing Day Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 (edited) Quote I put in "why" to see if I could confuse the computer Quote Could the world fall Quote foodage Quote There was a shadow somewhere , pushing people off bikes Edited March 26, 2010 by Boxing Day Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Quote whether it's a potato or a nut its a foodage. you never see an old fella eatin a twix. his poem "Me Ward" belongs in a fucking smithsonian collection Quote Me Ward Me, a Chinese fella and an old bloke, Who looked like Mr Burns from 'The Simpsons', Don't know what was wrong with him, But breaking wind was the symptoms. No one visited him or called him. He seemed quite lost to me. As well as wind problems, He had a colostomy. When I left, I said "see ya" to the old man. Turned out the other fella wasn't Chinese, He was from Japan. I never found out what was up with him. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 I've never liked Pilkington. Nor do I suspect has anyone else. He's an enigma. Close thread. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 I own one of his books. It's great, but I think if I had never heard his voice before, it wouldn't be nearly as good. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 its 2008, i've got slugs in me pipes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide EdamAnchorman's signature Hide all signatures glowing in beige on the national stage Reveal hidden contents On 10/31/2007 at 9:17 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: On 10/31/2007 at 9:28 PM, 'Joyrex' said: Is that Eric Roberts? On 10/31/2007 at 9:31 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: Oh yeah. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 On 3/26/2010 at 4:39 AM, ieafs said: best moment of 2006? "saw a grub eating a bit of biscuit" "and he was saying to himself 'ahhhh, a biscuuuiiiittt!'" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide EdamAnchorman's signature Hide all signatures glowing in beige on the national stage Reveal hidden contents On 10/31/2007 at 9:17 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: On 10/31/2007 at 9:28 PM, 'Joyrex' said: Is that Eric Roberts? On 10/31/2007 at 9:31 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: Oh yeah. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Rome wasn't built in a day, It just looks that way. In 1905 Einstein Came up with E = mc squared Yet in 2008 British Gas Still can’t get my boiler repaired Archimedes said “Eureka!” With no hot water … I reeka! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 not a fan Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 He wrote the lords prayer apparently. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 On 3/26/2010 at 3:53 AM, nene multiple assgasms said: I own one of his books. It's great, but I think if I had never heard his voice before, it wouldn't be nearly as good. check out ricky gervais show, he's in it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 On 3/26/2010 at 2:47 AM, Boxing Day said: I know what his face looks like now. It looks like both his parents were dead when they conceived him. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
springymajig Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 "I've got biscuiiiiiiit!" "Ages ago, only bibismen... busibmen.... businessmen... had drinkin' an' that" "What's a man-moth?" "In the future, you'll be able to wake up and have a chat with a yoghurt" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide springymajig's signature Hide all signatures My music: Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
springymajig Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 On 3/26/2010 at 9:39 AM, Jonas said: The think that makes those poscasts great is Rickies pig squealing laughter every time Karl opens his mouth. Yeah what I find frustrating is that if I listen to any of them individually I don't find them funny. Karl by himself isn't that funny cos most of what he says isn't so obviously rediculous until Ricky or Steve points it out. I've always thought Ricky Gervais' stand up is terrible and he always comes across as being arrogant. And Steve's show is just... boring (admittedly I only listened to a couple of them, dunno if it got better). Put all three together, and I can't get enough of them. Literally. I listen to them more than I listen to music now. I've listened to all the podcasts and radio shows so many many times now. I can't do that with any other comedy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide springymajig's signature Hide all signatures My music: Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 On 3/26/2010 at 11:26 AM, Springymajig said: On 3/26/2010 at 9:39 AM, Jonas said: The think that makes those poscasts great is Rickies pig squealing laughter every time Karl opens his mouth. Yeah what I find frustrating is that if I listen to any of them individually I don't find them funny. Karl by himself isn't that funny cos most of what he says isn't so obviously rediculous until Ricky or Steve points it out. I've always thought Ricky Gervais' stand up is terrible and he always comes across as being arrogant. And Steve's show is just... boring (admittedly I only listened to a couple of them, dunno if it got better). Put all three together, and I can't get enough of them. Literally. I listen to them more than I listen to music now. I've listened to all the podcasts and radio shows so many many times now. I can't do that with any other comedy. Really? I don't get the appeal then. I've listened to a few of these podcasts and I find them excruciating. Pilkington's never said anything remotely amusing and it seems like Gervais tries to make funny comments but really he's just pointing out that Pilkington said something slightly zany. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 where he said some monkeys got all their bananas nicked from some other monkeys who were 'from a rough part of the jungle' Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 (edited) On 3/26/2010 at 11:34 AM, ieafs said: hmmm what i think might be happening there is that you've got a different sense of humour to the people who like them. I wouldn't agree with that though, the people I know who've recommended it have a pretty similar taste in comedy. I guess it's just lost on me and I kind of hate that. Also: These people all said something like "You'd love Karl Pilkington, his sense of humour is like yours!" I disagree. Edited March 26, 2010 by Obel Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 On 3/26/2010 at 3:53 AM, nene multiple assgasms said: I own one of his books. It's great, but I think if I had never heard his voice before, it wouldn't be nearly as good. Its even better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbrU8tF_tBI&feature=related Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 yeah i thought the first three podcasts i listened to were terrible. Obel I would recommend listening to the first time Karl keeps a diary, episode 8 of the first series I think. It got me totally hooked, it's brilliant. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 This whole segment completely killed me first time I heard it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxcGd8qFgw Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tec's signature Hide all signatures "They're about guns, lasers, robots with laser guns in space. Monsters from the future. Explosions. Sylvester Stallone doing a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. Bombs and swords and that... IDM is awesome." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 fuckin lol. he IS a genius :D Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1280961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Quote you never see an old person eatin' a twix. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1281310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted November 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 Anyone watching An Idiot Abroad? , fucking brilliant Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1449501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 didn't know who pilkington was until yesterday when i watched three episodes of "an idiot abroad" and loved every minute of them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1513196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Quote Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1513210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 (edited) [on bike safety] Some people are just meant to die. Fella down the road got hit by a truck. You see, he had a helmet, but his head come off! [on gay porn magazines] I don't get it. They're filled with pictures of just knob, nothin' else. Why can't they just have a look at their own? Edited February 9, 2011 by drukqs Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54706-karl-pilkington/#findComment-1513272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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