Vote for Immortal Jellyfish

Basically, here is the Immortal Jellyfish platform.

Jellyfish are awesome.

They are awesome from a philosophical standpoint (they are so minimal, yet still living creatures. Are we nothing more than more complicated jellyfish? hmmm?)

They are awesome from an artistic standpoint (just look at any picture of jellyfish. They are god damned beautiful)

For example:

They are totally badass (the little blobs of jelly can sting really bad. Furthermore, you can take the pain away from a jellyfish sting by peeing on the wounded area. Peeing on wounds is IDM, guys)

Now add to the awesomeness of jellyfish the awesomeness of IMMORTALITY HAVING EVOLVED!

In conclusion, vote immortal jellyfish.

Also ... "IT" IS FUCKING IMMORTAL!!!

i made a load of space jellyfish for my AV project (and i was not aware of the poll). i think jellyfish are ingrained in our collective consciousness because they're just so fucking IDM.

JELLYFISH

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:07 PM, Boxing Day said:

Also ... "IT" IS FUCKING IMMORTAL!!!

yet the LHC strives to unlock the mysteries of the universe, which is older by far than the oldest living immortal jellyfish.

hence LHC trumps tiny little jellyfish.

I once went parasailing and the ocean was filled with jellyfish. Looking down at them, I realized that my parachute looked like a big jellyfish, and I was really just like them, drifting a long.

JELLYFISH

I have a stuffed jellyfish

I often destress by tickling my face with the tentacles.

JELLYFISH

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:30 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:07 PM, Boxing Day said:

Also ... "IT" IS FUCKING IMMORTAL!!!

 

 

yet the LHC strives to unlock the mysteries of the universe, which is older by far than the oldest living immortal jellyfish.

hence LHC trumps tiny little jellyfish.

Jellyfish are too badass to care about the mysteries of the universe. They aren't troubled by debates about what is proper science and what the hell a higgs boson would look like. They just drift along and do their shit.

And some of them DON'T DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES!!! because they're fucking IMMORTAL!

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:30 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:07 PM, Boxing Day said:

Also ... "IT" IS FUCKING IMMORTAL!!!

 

 

yet the LHC strives to unlock the mysteries of the universe, which is older by far than the oldest living immortal jellyfish.

hence LHC trumps tiny little jellyfish.

If we unlock the mysteries of the Jellyfish , we can make ourselves immortals (giving us enough time to solve any mysteries you want)

Also .. LHC DOESN'T WORK

because jellyfish are just like humans?

Also, the LHC DOES WORK YOU IGNORANT GIT.

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/lhc-results-0205.html

Nah, Jellyfish are psytrance, guys. LHC is pure nerdy IDM.

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:38 PM, chenGOD said:

because jellyfish are just like humans?

 

Also, the LHC DOES WORK YOU IGNORANT GIT.

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/lhc-results-0205.html

We can extract the cell that gives them the power to regenerate and modify its DNA so it can work on Humans.

Also , i don't count "breaking every time there is a breakthrough" as working.

I voted for LHC, I don't know why I wasted my time on that pic

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:42 PM, Gary C said:

Nah, Jellyfish are psytrance, guys. LHC is pure nerdy IDM.

stfu Gary. you're thinking of neon paper maché rave decor.

IMMORTAL JELLYFISH

think about it

LHC killed two people

LHC broke four times

LHC has been delayed 14 times

LHC will become null when Two proposed Future Colliders are built.

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:49 PM, idrn said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:42 PM, Gary C said:

Nah, Jellyfish are psytrance, guys. LHC is pure nerdy IDM.

 

stfu Gary. you're thinking of neon paper maché rave decor.

 

IMMORTAL JELLYFISH

 

think about it

yeah, an immortal jellyfish is more goa.

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:44 PM, Boxing Day said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:38 PM, chenGOD said:

because jellyfish are just like humans?

 

Also, the LHC DOES WORK YOU IGNORANT GIT.

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/lhc-results-0205.html

 

We can extract the cell that gives them the power to regenerate and modify its DNA so it can work on Humans.

 

Also , i don't count "breaking every time there is a breakthrough" as working.

Didn't break last time, it's due for another run in March. if you'd bothered to read the article. Also, to become "immortal" in that sense, we'd have to regress to an infantile state every time. Good move, a bunch of fucking babies crawling around the planet is just what we need.

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:45 PM, beariksson said:

I voted for LHC, I don't know why I wasted my time on that pic

Possibly to indicate the average intelligence of anybody who votes for immortal jellyfish.

I support this initiative!

If you have already voted for LHC I strongly urge you to delete your vote!

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:54 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:44 PM, Boxing Day said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:38 PM, chenGOD said:

because jellyfish are just like humans?

 

Also, the LHC DOES WORK YOU IGNORANT GIT.

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/lhc-results-0205.html

 

We can extract the cell that gives them the power to regenerate and modify its DNA so it can work on Humans.

 

Also , i don't count "breaking every time there is a breakthrough" as working.

 

Didn't break last time, it's due for another run in March. if you'd bothered to read the article. Also, to become "immortal" in that sense, we'd have to regress to an infantile state every time. Good move, a bunch of fucking babies crawling around the planet is just what we need.

 

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:45 PM, beariksson said:

I voted for LHC, I don't know why I wasted my time on that pic

 

Possibly to indicate the average intelligence of anybody who votes for immortal jellyfish.

Overpopulation, FIXED

LHC is just standard science nerd blah. Anyone who's taken a science course will worship the LHC because it is so hyped. LHC isn't IDM. LHC is just general nerd.

Immortal jellyfish are amazing. First of all, appreciating weird looking animals is IDM. Second of all, they evolved to be IMMORTAL!

never taken a science course in my life.

do you really think that would stop people from reproducing?

no (to OP)

Just change your vote to the Jellyfish, we won't think any less of you.

  On 3/28/2010 at 11:12 PM, chenGOD said:

never taken a science course in my life.

 

do you really think that would stop people from reproducing?

If we can engineer future generations , i am pretty sure we can make them all Sterile.

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:52 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:49 PM, idrn said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 10:42 PM, Gary C said:

Nah, Jellyfish are psytrance, guys. LHC is pure nerdy IDM.

 

stfu Gary. you're thinking of neon paper maché rave decor.

 

IMMORTAL JELLYFISH

 

think about it

 

yeah, an immortal jellyfish is more goa.

Seriously, jellyfish are for braindead hippies.

I hate jellyfishes in general .. but for FUCK SAKE .. IMMORTAL!!!!

There is probably a Turritopsis nutricula floating around somewhere, that "was there" when Julius Caesar was emperor.

  On 3/28/2010 at 11:16 PM, Boxing Day said:

  On 3/28/2010 at 11:12 PM, chenGOD said:

never taken a science course in my life.

 

do you really think that would stop people from reproducing?

 

 

If we can engineer future generations , i am pretty sure we can make them all Sterile.

So you want force sterilization on everyone, while at the same time have large quantities of the population revert to an infantile state.

Fucking hell, Hitler had nothing on you.

Also - please note that immortal doesn't mean unable to die.