Guest JohnTqs Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100330/ap_on_sc/eu_big_bang_machine Quote GENEVA – The world's largest atom smasher conducted its first experiments at conditions nearing those after the Big Bang, breaking its own record for high-energy collisions with proton beams crashing into each other Tuesday at three times more force than ever before. In a milestone for the $10 billion Large Hadron Collider's ambitious bid to reveal details about theoretical particles and microforces, scientists at the European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN, took high-tech photographs so they could study the disintegrating protons after they collided at a combined energy level of 7 trillion electron volts. The collisions herald a new era for researchers working on the machine in a 17-mile (27-kilometer) tunnel below the Swiss-French border at Geneva. "That's it! They've had a collision," said Oliver Buchmueller from Imperial College in London as people closely watched monitors. In a control room, scientists erupted with applause when the first successful collisions were confirmed. Their colleagues from around the world were tuning in by remote links to witness the new record, which surpasses the 2.36 TeV CERN recorded last year. Dubbed the world's largest scientific experiment, researchers hope the machine can approach on a tiny scale what happened in the first split seconds after the Big Bang, which they theorize was the creation of the universe some 14 billion years ago. The extra energy in Geneva is expected to reveal even more about the unanswered questions of particle physics, such as the existence of antimatter and the search for the Higgs boson, a hypothetical particle that scientists theorize gives mass to other particles and thus to other objects and creatures in the universe. Tuesday's initial attempts at collisions were unsuccessful because problems developed with the beams, said scientists working on the massive machine. That meant the protons had to be "dumped" from the collider and new beams had to be injected. The atmosphere at CERN was tense considering the collider's launch with great fanfare on Sept. 10, 2008. Nine days later, the project was sidetracked when a badly soldered electrical splice overheated, causing extensive damage to the massive magnets and other parts of the collider some 300 feet (100 meters) below the ground. It cost $40 million to repair and improve the machine. Since its restart in November 2009, the collider has performed almost flawlessly and given scientists valuable data. It quickly eclipsed the next largest accelerator — the Tevatron at Fermilab near Chicago. Two beams of protons began 10 days ago to speed at high energy in opposite directions around the tunnel, the coldest place in the universe, at a couple of degrees above absolute zero. CERN used powerful superconducting magnets to force the two beams to cross, creating collisions and showers of particles. "Experiments are collecting their first physics data — historic moment here!" a scientist tweeted on CERN's official Twitter account. "Nature does it all the time with cosmic rays (and with higher energy) but this is the first time this is done in Laboratory!" said another tweet. When collisions become routine, the beams will be packed with hundreds of billions of protons, but the particles are so tiny that few will collide at each crossing. The experiments will come over the objections of some people who fear they could eventually imperil Earth by creating micro black holes — subatomic versions of collapsed stars whose gravity is so strong they can suck in planets and other stars. CERN and many scientists dismiss any threat to Earth or people on it, saying that any such holes would be so weak that they would vanish almost instantly without causing any damage. Bivek Sharma, a professor at the University of California at San Diego, said the images of the first crashed proton beams were beautiful. "It's taken us 25 years to build," he said. "This is what it's for. Finally the baby is delivered. Now it has to grow." Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 "It's taken us 25 years to build," he said. "This is what it's for. Finally the baby is delivered. Now it has to grow." *shudders* Thats more than a little creepy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 lol, I totally read the title wrong. Is "breaks collision" some kind of new subgenre? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 this just after receiving its Most IDM Thing title. coincidence? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 When do you think we'll see the first pictures & results? How do they get it so cold in there? I bet they hang up a picture of Beno's mom naked. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 8:09 PM, Fred McGriff said: this just after receiving its Most IDM Thing title. coincidence? not at all - they heard about it and thought "right, no more fucking about - we've got a rep to protect". Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 It's fate. Would we ever receive any news about immortal jellyfish? Nope. The LHC is the Most IDM Champion that keeps giving. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 jesus christ find some higgs bosons already so we can all go home Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 8:30 PM, ezkerraldean said: jesus christ find some higgs bosons already so we can all go home lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 8:30 PM, ezkerraldean said: jesus christ find some higgs bosons already so we can all go home Wouldn't one be enough? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 8:35 PM, chaosmachine said: jake busey!! On 3/30/2010 at 8:09 PM, Fred McGriff said: this just after receiving its Most IDM Thing title. coincidence? wonder what have happened to the world if the squid won... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Voting begins: Arguments reach boiling-point: Jellyfish compared to floating diapers: A hidden Jellyfish watches over proceedings: Immortal Jellyfish have a late surge: Tied with a second to go: Director of Cern describes the strange ending: Cern celebrates: McGriff confirms: Fellatio for the LHC team: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 8:42 PM, Gary C said: Voting begins: Arguments reach boiling-point: Jellyfish compared to floating diapers: A hidden Jellyfish watches over proceedings: Immortal Jellyfish have a late surge: Tied with a second to go: Director of Cern describes the strange ending: Cern celebrates: McGriff confirms: Fellatio for the LHC team: LOL~very good! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 LOL well done Gary. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 7:54 PM, sine said: "It's taken us 25 years to build," he said. "This is what it's for. Finally the baby is delivered. Now it has to grow." *shudders* Thats more than a little creepy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1283994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 7:47 PM, JohnTqs said: Quote ... the coldest place in the universe ... I didn't know that. Thats pretty IDM. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1284036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 I didn't realize that the LHC was controlled via Jazzmutant Lemurs. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1284039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 10:02 PM, zazen said: On 3/30/2010 at 7:47 PM, JohnTqs said: Quote ... the coldest place in the universe ... I didn't know that. Thats pretty IDM. if that was true it would violate thermodynamics and the whole universe would explode or some shit lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1284047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eh Speedy Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 On 3/30/2010 at 8:42 PM, Gary C said: Voting begins: Arguments reach boiling-point: Jellyfish compared to floating diapers: A hidden Jellyfish watches over proceedings: Immortal Jellyfish have a late surge: Tied with a second to go: Director of Cern describes the strange ending: Cern celebrates: McGriff confirms: Fellatio for the LHC team: damn it, somebody shop watmm on to some of these screens. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide eh Speedy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/54849-lhc-breaks-collision-record/#findComment-1284092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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