Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight.

arguing with christians is one of the most pointless things i can think of

if i picture him in a combat situation, a whip seems to work.

Fuck! Imagine Jesus on skates with a whip.

saz band

but many christians are usually just as willing to argue as nonchristians

I don't give a fuck if it's been posted once before in some obscure thread.In fact I don't give a fuck if it was its own thread.

Being posted once before does not make something jazz band. Fucking people here.

oh and I agree with tht tne, it is pointless.

It can however produce humorous results.

rasta believe that a flower that grew on david's grave was cannabis... i may have to read that part of the bible again but i don't think that's biblical

  On 4/2/2010 at 2:26 AM, chenGOD said:

I don't give a fuck if it's been posted once before in some obscure thread.In fact I don't give a fuck if it was its own thread.

Being posted once before does not make something jazz band. Fucking people here.

 

oh and I agree with tht tne, it is pointless.

It can however produce humorous results.

Why do people get so upset when it's pointed out to them that they're sad arse jazz posters, forever doomed to unfashionably dig up the bones of long dead thread topics.

I just don't understand it.

;-p

My 666th post is on a Jesus thread.

  On 4/2/2010 at 2:47 AM, delet... said:

  On 4/2/2010 at 2:26 AM, chenGOD said:

I don't give a fuck if it's been posted once before in some obscure thread.In fact I don't give a fuck if it was its own thread.

Being posted once before does not make something jazz band. Fucking people here.

 

oh and I agree with tht tne, it is pointless.

It can however produce humorous results.

 

 

Why do people get so upset when it's pointed out to them that they're sad arse jazz posters, forever doomed to unfashionably dig up the bones of long dead thread topics.

 

I just don't understand it.

 

;-p

well played sir

  Quote

Darryl. The kind of friend Jesus would have.

While preaching is not allowed in Australian public schools, it is apparently fine to replace school counsellors with 'Christian Volunteers' such as Darryl.

A few years ago, the government realised that they could hand over school counselling roles to a willing Christian church without having to pay for the privilege. Now almost half of Australian public schools have a Christian volunteer as a full time member of the school community with parents having no direct control of how much their children are exposed to

 

from site

I take issue with this, they had a compulsory religious class every week when i was at school. It included priests from all the major faiths, you know Anglican, Catholic, Assemblies of God. heh. Of course i never attended these sessions, being the dirty non believer that i am and was brought up to be. But that left me the only one in a class by myself. for an hour.

And i am given to understand that they still happen nowadays, I'll ask my sister, she's a teacher. anyway that fake/joke site is incorrect. We do let the priests into our Public school system.

Good luck, the PM is a famous religious nutbag, and the opposition leader even more so. Although schools are a state based thing aren't they, prob. better to look up action groups/civil liberties sites and see how they've been fighting the matter. Then attending the rallies on the lookout for hot like minded yummy girls.

sorry that's it, i have to sleep now, too far gone...

jazz but david thorne is the best living troll so excusable

http://www.27bslash6.com/

i think i'd take him more seriously if he owned a broad sword, AND KICKED FUCKING ASS

because delet...one previous post does not equal jazz.

Have you all forgotten how the fuck the meme started?

Repeated posts. Repeated. many many times.

Plus the meme is retarded and it needs to die.a violent quick death.

Happy Easter!

I thought it was pretty obvious that I was just using the opportunity to make an incredibly stupid pun, chenGOD.

hahaha @ at it all ;-] *-hands out chocolate filled with peace love and M&Ms-*

jesus was way cool.

Whoa! I forgot all about that site! Everything I've read has been gold. Time to read mo'.

i particularly like 'grubby tenant': http://www.27bslash6.com/grubby.html

man, david thorne is a dick lol.

  On 4/3/2010 at 3:13 AM, loganfive said:

jesus was way cool.

Everybody liked Jesus

Everybody wanted to hang out with him

Anything he wanted to do, he did

He turned water into wine

And if he wanted to

He could have turned wheat into marijuana

Or sugar into cocaine

Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water

And swam on the land

He would tell these stories

And people would listen

He was really cool

If you were blind or lame

You just went to Jesus

And he would put his hands on you

And you would be healed

That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix

He could've told the future

He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world

He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky

He could've danced better than Barishnikov

Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of

Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood

That's so cool

Jesus was so cool

But then some people got jealous of how cool he was

So they killed him

But then he rose from the dead

He rose from the dead, danced around

Then went up to heaven

I mean, that's so cool

Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

  On 4/2/2010 at 2:35 AM, tht tne said:

rasta believe that a flower that grew on david's grave was cannabis... i may have to read that part of the bible again but i don't think that's biblical

That was Solomons grave, not Davids

I think it is possible this guy is the worlds most troll... I think we need an epic poll for the worlds most troll

He truly is a dick.lol

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html