kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) say you have your special lady coming to see you - you'll have a shower, shave, moisturise, deodorize, maybe a spray of cologne on the neck and taint... well, making a delicious burger is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. today i watched my butcher mince and shape 4 beautiful 8-oz burgers out of freshly minced rump steak then i went to the bakers and got some nice poppy seed baps tonight, i finely chopped some red and white onion i grated some parmegiano reggawhassit and edam, hand-crushed some black pepper pods, finely chopped some fresh basil and oregano, mixed with the grated cheese fried the burger. when the time was right added the onions so they would start to caramelise as everything else was ready started toasting that mofo bun sliced the bun and added my cheese and basil and oregano and black pepper mix on one side fried some motherfucking bacon until the fat was charred. stacked the lot into a towering monument to cholesterol making a good burger is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman Edited April 9, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) So , you put the penis between the buns ?? Edited April 9, 2010 by Boxing Day Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 would you eat a burger like that with wine or beer? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 I really want one of these now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 On 4/9/2010 at 4:57 AM, 42Orange said: would you eat a burger like that with wine or beer? beer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 On 4/9/2010 at 4:59 AM, Dan C said: I really want one of these now. pretty much everything about that box art makes their product sound like its being sold as pet food Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 That cut me deep man. (you feed your pets vegan burgers?) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) they dont eat the meat one,. ive tried everything. The dog is in a really pretentious hipster phase right now. Hes almost stopped giving me his plates to lick clean. he says it's because i dont "understand" nietzsche Edited April 9, 2010 by 42Orange Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 I don't believe that for one second, you seem like you understand Nietzsche. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 On 4/9/2010 at 4:59 AM, Dan C said: I really want one of these now. why don't you eat a big ol pile of mushroom shit and gtfo my burger thread Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Mushroom burgers are still burgers bitch! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 On 4/9/2010 at 4:59 AM, Dan C said: This burger looks boring as fuck! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) it looks 'free' of so many things i can't help but think 'tasty' was also a casualty Edited April 9, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 The packaging is less than inspiring, but they're the dog's bollocks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291959 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) linda mccartney died of cancer gordon ramsey is still alive jamie fucking oliver is still alive no matter how much more of a cunt he becomes every year he eats rabbit. cute, tasty little rabbit no thx Edited April 9, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 GZA got my back. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 so does jules winnfield re: the bacon that doesn't make it right in my book Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 On 4/9/2010 at 5:44 AM, Dan C said: ... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 did anyone else here think he was referring to keenan n kel's 'good burger' when seeing the title? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tontonz1's signature Hide all signatures http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Dustbowl/135410776569898 -- My college radio show Deltatones - Delvitude Le porn Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 On 4/9/2010 at 5:46 AM, kaini said: On 4/9/2010 at 5:44 AM, Dan C said: ... I think it's crazy how they get the cheese to do that, plus that does actually look good. Still, I bet it's no tofurkey. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) On 4/9/2010 at 5:50 AM, Dan C said: I think it's crazy how they get the cheese to do that it's called 'melting'. in that picture a variety called 'cheddar' is being used. Edited April 9, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Your just missing out on so many fine flavors by not eating meat regardless of health benefits, which INCLUDES seafood. Fresh seafood from out here in the Pacific Northwest is mouth watering good... had some jumbo prawns yesterday, god damn! Oh and yeah burgers are probably number one in terms of consistent quality and appeal. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291984 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 On 4/9/2010 at 5:56 AM, kaini said: On 4/9/2010 at 5:50 AM, Dan C said: I think it's crazy how they get the cheese to do that it's called 'melting'. in that picture a variety called 'cheddar' is being used. This is a process I am not familiar with, explain please. And Mr. Kramer, I never liked the taste of meat or seafood! I fail. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 On 4/9/2010 at 5:57 AM, karmakramer said: Your just missing out on so many fine flavors by not eating meat regardless of health benefits, which INCLUDES seafood. Fresh seafood from out here in the Pacific Northwest is mouth watering good... had some jumbo prawns yesterday, god damn! Oh and yeah burgers are probably number one in terms of consistent quality and appeal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc my rule on prawns: if they're not big enough to look back at you, they're not big enough Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55130-making-a-good-burger/#findComment-1291989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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