Dragon Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 (edited) http://www.theonion.com/video/scientists-successfully-teach-gorilla-it-will-die,17165/ Copy and paste the URL, it won't show properly on here. WTF? Edited April 12, 2010 by Dragon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 I can't see that, but the thread title alone is hilarious Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 it's the onion dragon... nothing on there is real. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 lol awesome the onion never fails you Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide o00o's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 lol i don't know whats funnier, the video, or thinking this was real Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted April 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 It's obviously not real, but it is pretty funny. Still, I wonder if it really is possible to do this... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295134 Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 (edited) this is also great: http://www.theonion.com/video/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt,14309/ Edited April 12, 2010 by o00o Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide o00o's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 (edited) http://www.theonion.com/video/nasa-scientists-plan-to-approach-girl-by-2018,14400/ Edited April 12, 2010 by triachus Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 one thing about this sort of humor is I'm absolutely certain it does not translate to Chinese culture at all. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted April 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 On 4/12/2010 at 12:55 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said: didn't someone else make a thread a while ago linking to the onion thinking it was real? dragon, no excusing your way out of this one. if you knew it was fake all along you would have said so in your first post. At the end of the video it makes it pretty obvious that it's fake. I didn't want to say that in the first post because I didn't want to ruin it for the people watching it, you're supposed to think that it's real at first. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dragon's signature Hide all signatures faith <3 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 jesus christ this place.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 QUIGLEY'S 2000-WORD VOCABULARY HAS PROVEN INSUFFICIENT TO EXPRESS HIS EMPTINESS. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 On 4/12/2010 at 11:39 AM, Dragon said: It's obviously not real, but it is pretty funny. Still, I wonder if it really is possible to do this... The only success that's come from teaching chimps and bonobos sign language comes when we start when their babies, and we treat them like human babies. It's contested that they've ever learned sign language, but it's uncontested that they've learned a language that involves pointing at pictures in a particular order, and they've been able to learn a syntax involved with the language. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 it's funny cause, we human beings can't quite grasp the concept of death ourselves innit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
4d0 Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 lol at rabbits Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide 4d0's signature Hide all signatures Support for the government is a Stockholm syndrome. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 On 4/12/2010 at 12:00 PM, lumpenprol said: one thing about this sort of humor is I'm absolutely certain it does not translate to Chinese culture at all. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 On 4/12/2010 at 12:00 PM, lumpenprol said: one thing about this sort of humor is I'm absolutely certain it does not translate to Chinese culture at all. Wow, I never thought of that. Japanese people must be severely confused by this site. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1295487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 On 4/12/2010 at 1:58 PM, phling said: it's funny cause, we human beings can't quite grasp the concept of death ourselves innit. Seems pretty straightforward to me? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55225-scientists-teach-a-gorilla-that-it-will-eventually-die/#findComment-1296642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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