how to survive work hungover as sin

help me :(

i feel about ready to vomit blood and proceed to pass out into it. ive had about half an hour sleep and im wearing last nights clothes.

how do i get through the day?

bacon or sausage on a roll with tomato sauce and a bottle of irn bru.

and man-up.

water!

1. Dont be a pussy

2. chug a shit load of water/gatorade

3. Eat at least 1.7 bacon sandwiches (clinically proven to murder hangovers)

4. If your way tired to make it through the day on no sleep try a few Rockstar zero carbs (they have the most caffeine out of any energy drink next to the wired x429s or whatever, probably the most extract supplements, and since they arent packed with sugar you have a severe come down)

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:19 PM, usagi said:

*don't have a severe comedown?

you've never seen/felt the come down from a sugar high when your running on no sleep? you get soo fucking tired it can feel like its depleting the natural endorphin high your brain creates to keep you awake when your running on less than 45 minutes of sleep

have a bloody mary (extra strong and spicy)

... didnt really read your post I guess lol yeah I mean you DONT have a severe come down indeed lol speaking of tired I need to sleep

yeh thats a pic of my cat at the animal shelter before I got him, he was a feisty muthafucka

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:23 PM, keltoi said:

have a bloody mary (extra strong and spicy)

believe it or not there are no bloody marys at the work place.

drinking buttloads of water (i do anyway but eh)

nipped to the shop and got one of those lucozade alert shot things in hope to counter the tiredness, but it tastes so awful and makes my stomach churn if it comes anywhere near my mouth

gahh I had the saltiest nastiest bloody mary like 6 years ago these two incredibly hot dumb slutty bitches made for me and my bff. the mere thought of bloody mary brings back the horrors of the day (and I didnt even get to have sexy time with one of them)

breakfest drink of choice for me is definitely mimosa's, but Im fine with malt liqour brass monkeys instead

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:33 PM, Dirty Protest said:

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:23 PM, keltoi said:

have a bloody mary (extra strong and spicy)

man i'm quoting myself again cos bloody mary's are so good

if you really love bloody mary's do you love the shit outta tomato juice v8s and shit? I dont get the love, they are one of very few alcoholic drinks I dont like to drink at all

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:39 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

(and I didnt even get to have sexy time with one of them)

is one not enough? greedy boy.

a big 'no' to those ready-mixes.

good hangover music?

i cant decide what to listen to

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:47 PM, keltoi said:

a big 'no' to those ready-mixes.

? no i mean do you enjoy the taste of tomato juice a lot even without alcohol it being in an alcoholic beverage? I dunno im never gonna understand how someone could like bloody mary's so much

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:50 PM, AcrossCanyons said:

good hangover music?

my mood's when hungover are pretty dynamic, just cause my body/brain is fucking destroyed, sometimes I'm in the best fucking mood in the world whilst looking and feeling like death (its weird)

so I dunno even when im super hungover sometimes I will want to listen to some heavy energetic stuff, sometimes its gotta be chill shoegaze or IDM or ambient etc. radiohead comes to mind as a band I have enjoyed quite a few times hungover as fuck

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:59 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

 

? no i mean do you enjoy the taste of tomato juice a lot even without alcohol it being in an alcoholic beverage? I dunno im never gonna understand how someone could like bloody mary's so much

 

no i don't like tom juice on its own at all...

but mixed with vodka, tabasco, worcester sauce, lemon, salt and pepper it becomes the drink of the gods.

have a pint, hair of the dog!

if you're feeling nauseous there's not an awful lot you can do - you might feel better if you force down some food, but on the other hand it might make you actually throw up (which then might make you feel better I suppose).

you've just got to stick it out - when I'm hungover i usually take a resolve/alka seltzer which helps with the sick feeling a lot.... if I'm at work I just spend most of the day staring into space, letting out big sighs and spending a good amount of the time cat napping in the toilet.

  On 4/21/2010 at 2:38 PM, BCM said:

if you're feeling nauseous there's not an awful lot you can do - you might feel better if you force down some food, but on the other hand it might make you actually throw up (which then might make you feel better I suppose).

 

you've just got to stick it out - when I'm hungover i usually take a resolve/alka seltzer which helps with the sick feeling a lot.... if I'm at work I just spend most of the day staring into space, letting out big sighs and spending a good amount of the time cat napping in the toilet.

lol, sounds so familiar. I've had quite a few days where I just try to sneak to the toilet as much as possible to nap in a stall.

get drunk

Sleep

g to a hospital and ask for a saline IV

time cures all

also never drink lucozade alert, honestly one of the worst drinks ive had to endure. couldnt make it half way through the bottle without wanting to gag.

  On 4/21/2010 at 1:50 PM, AcrossCanyons said:

good hangover music?

 

i cant decide what to listen to

talk talk - spirit of eden