i just had a dream

baseball player

felt good man.

i don't think i've ever done any sports in a dream other than flyin' over some mtns.

the dream i had last night was awesome! i was talking to this girl i knew in florida that had awesome poofy hair and a great ass (she's puerto rican). and in our conversation, she said "so do want to have sex?" and i said "i do but i'm married." then she said "this is your dream dummy! she's not gonna know!" and i was like "oh yeah!" then we commenced the sex.

i just dreamed i got banned from the ltm forum

i dreamt the next prime minister debate was cut short by alistair darling on a jet pack who shot gordon brown but he faked his own death and was now living with a huge moustache in mexico

  On 4/22/2010 at 12:13 AM, asymmetrical head said:

then we commenced the sex.

I don't know why, but I found this line very funny

I had a nightmare last night that I worked in McDonalds. It was mortifying. No offense to anyone here who works in fast food!

i wondered through some weird tunnels that kind of looked like this last night

big pic

You were inside the large hardon collinder.

Last Saturday night I had a dream that I was driving up the California coast, took a wrong turn and ended up in London. I walked into a pub somewhere and ran into Acidburp. He told me of another meetup spot to go to later and then I woke up. This forum is infiltrating my dreams!

  On 4/22/2010 at 12:13 AM, asymmetrical head said:

the dream i had last night was awesome! i was talking to this girl i knew in florida that had awesome poofy hair and a great ass (she's puerto rican). and in our conversation, she said "so do want to have sex?" and i said "i do but i'm married." then she said "this is your dream dummy! she's not gonna know!" and i was like "oh yeah!" then we commenced the sex.

Dude, I cockblock myself all the time in dreams. You're lucky she said something!

i had a dream that i watched myself get stomped into mashed potatoes by my old friend from middle school, he was really pissed

I dreamt i had fucked up a master of a track by forgetting some stereo widener in the master chain. Woke up and checked, no such thing.

STUPIDEST, SHITTIEST FUCKING DREAM EVER. I think it was so stupid that it canceled out sleep restfulness, I'm tired as fuck.

i just a dream

Two nights ago I had one of those dreams where everything made sense even though it didn't. First I was at this weird place where I was supposed to play a gig but I hadn't prepared anything (I'm not even sure I had brought my computer with me) and my friend, who I always do dj-sets with, was playing before me. I remember wondering if he was mad at me. Then later I was on a bus with some friends and we had been kidnapped, by some old guy whose face I never saw, and he tried to gas us, but I just rolled down the windows and so we survived. I love dreaming. Best dream I ever had was when I was flying around in a desert on a flying carpet. Fucking sick!

i had a dream that a mix between battle royal, left 4 dead and indian jones. a big group of us, like a class, were being chased by monsters, we on motor bikes. then we were in some room, very scared, with liquid dripping from the ceiling. there swords and machetes everywhere, no one picked them up. we were also split in two, monsters came to attack us, we grabbed the weapons, how ever there were not enough for everyone, so some people died, after killing them the liquid dripping got heavier. then out of no were sudden bursts of fire were appearing setting parts of us and some of us compeltely on fire, we realise the liquid was petrol, then the other half of the group appears, all with weapons, ready to kill us. we kill them, it was horrible. when thats done only 4 of us are left, all lights are off. we're in a old cinema with some dead people in the seats coming to alive, i have slash at there heads with my machete. we have to run through usty corridors trying to kill monsters.

the day before i had a very similar dream in different setting and with guns. people in the dream were a mixture of friends and people from my secondary i haven't spoken too since leaving 6 years ago.

it was horrible dream, but in some ways pretty damn cool. mainly the bike bit. also all the blood was like lone and cub blood, spurting everywhere. i also found it very hard to attack people in the dream as i didn t want too, i tried to just slash at necks but never could.

DREAMING ROCKS!

in my dream i was dreaming

i just another dream

  On 4/22/2010 at 12:25 AM, Funktion said:

i dreamt the next prime minister debate was cut short by alistair darling on a jet pack who shot gordon brown but he faked his own death and was now living with a huge moustache in mexico

...but not in the biblical sense?

I had a dream last night that I swapped one of my favourite Sega GameGear games with my friend, for a crude sketch of an audio cassette that he had drawn on a post-it note.

I immediately regretted it.