Dumbed down wikipedia for idiots like me

I actually am in love with the site, finally I feel as though I can understand quantum mechanics.

I feel like it's patting and hugging me

lol convervapedia's hilarious but also unsettling

  simple english wikipedia said:

Aphex Twin was born in Limerick, Ireland. He grew up in Cornwall, U.K. He started to make music when he was a teenager. In 1991, he formed a record label called Rephlex Records.

 

After he became well known, he moved to London. This was so he could be in a place that was closer to other people. He however returned to Cornwall a few years later after meeting his wife. He still makes a lot of music today under various pseudonyms. He currently resides somewhere off the coast of Cornwall, and is believed to live on board a submarine.

Richard probably edited that himself

"Water is the main component of drinks like milk, juice, and wine."

"There are many things with "water" in their names. Here are some examples:..."

  On 4/23/2010 at 2:54 AM, joshier said:

I actually am in love with the site, finally I feel as though I can understand quantum mechanics.

the first thing i searched as well

:facepalm