What can be done?

My mate's hair smells of beef. It has done ever since he started growing it long 12 years ago. Raw beef smell.

Any tips on how to reduce the beefyness?

hmmm

does it taste like beef?

this is a critical question.

MASSIVE CRITICAL QWESHTUN!: Is he a cow?

mash chicken burgers into his head

all real men smell like beef and piss bovril

Eat lots Asparagus and pee all over his head , now he will smell like vegetables.

bathe yourself in raw beef essence everyday

you'll get used to the smell that way

does he shower?

I imagine your friend's hair to look like long strands of beef protruding from a meatgrinder.

Now his head is like a meatgrinder (in my mind).

Does it sound floppy when he headbangs?