Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 i just did a massive shit and my bum is now itchy. i want to scratch my arsehole but if i do that then my fingers will smell like poo. what should i do? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Get the pool boy to 'scratch' it for you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 SCRATCH AND SNIFF Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308488 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 On 4/26/2010 at 6:00 PM, ezkerraldean said: i just did a massive shit and my bum is now itchy. i want to scratch my arsehole but if i do that then my fingers will smell like poo. what should i do? ask watmm Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 It happens to me all the time , mainly because i clean too much (I won't stop 'till i see all white or all blood) My solution is to do what dogs do , anus + friction + surface. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 have a shower and spray the water right up your butt hole feels good man Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308494 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 oh man i drank way too much coffee yesterday and shat out pure liquid....goddamn it felt good though....probably the only time it ever felt "good" for me to get rid of the squirts Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 i printed off some Troon posts and wiped my bum bum hole clean of poo poo with them Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1308604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 masturbate your anus. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1309035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEb04EyBfhE Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1309036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Food Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 you have probably got anal tinea and it will never go away Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Food's signature Hide all signatures https://soundcloud.com/ov-mountains Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1309037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 (edited) worms, ewwwww. wont be long before you are outcast from society and everyone's throwing cold buckets of water over you whislt calling you squiggly anus boy Edited April 27, 2010 by Pennywise Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1309042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 On 4/27/2010 at 4:28 AM, karmakramer said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEb04EyBfhE HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit thanks for that, man that was great Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1309043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Ask ET. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1309052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 eat this you haven't lived died until you've had a pizza burger Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55708-my-bum-is-itchy/#findComment-1309066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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