my bum is itchy

i just did a massive shit and my bum is now itchy. i want to scratch my arsehole but if i do that then my fingers will smell like poo. what should i do?

Get the pool boy to 'scratch' it for you.

SCRATCH AND SNIFF

  On 4/26/2010 at 6:00 PM, ezkerraldean said:

i just did a massive shit and my bum is now itchy. i want to scratch my arsehole but if i do that then my fingers will smell like poo. what should i do?

ask watmm

It happens to me all the time , mainly because i clean too much (I won't stop 'till i see all white or all blood)

My solution is to do what dogs do , anus + friction + surface.

have a shower and spray the water right up your butt hole

feels good man

LOL

lol

oh man i drank way too much coffee yesterday and shat out pure liquid....goddamn it felt good though....probably the only time it ever felt "good" for me to get rid of the squirts

i printed off some Troon posts and wiped my bum bum hole clean of poo poo with them

masturbate your anus.

you have probably got anal tinea and it will never go away

worms, ewwwww. wont be long before you are outcast from society and everyone's throwing cold buckets of water over you whislt calling you squiggly anus boy

  On 4/27/2010 at 4:28 AM, karmakramer said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEb04EyBfhE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit thanks for that, man that was great

Ask ET.

eat this

you haven't lived died until you've had a pizza burger