Anti-Fart Blanket

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Man, I love farting.

Contains "the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons."

lol

Half the fun of farting is seeing others reactions to it.

The most efficient dutch oven ever.

Still. I might get one and wear it like a cape when I go out.

some guy went on that americas next top inventor factor program with pants(underwear) made of this stuff.

Fart Chambers are more my style.

  On 4/30/2010 at 6:22 PM, iamabe said:

Still. I might get one and wear it like a cape when I go out.

I see what youre saying. Walking around farting all day and then unleash the build up on some poor unsuspecting chump. I like the way you think.

  On 4/30/2010 at 6:30 PM, chassis said:

  On 4/30/2010 at 6:22 PM, iamabe said:

Still. I might get one and wear it like a cape when I go out.

 

I see what youre saying. Walking around farting all day and then unleash the build up on some poor unsuspecting chump. I like the way you think.

or breathe it in myself at the end of the day. everybody loves their own brand.

  On 4/30/2010 at 6:35 PM, iamabe said:

  On 4/30/2010 at 6:30 PM, chassis said:

  On 4/30/2010 at 6:22 PM, iamabe said:

Still. I might get one and wear it like a cape when I go out.

 

I see what youre saying. Walking around farting all day and then unleash the build up on some poor unsuspecting chump. I like the way you think.

 

or breathe it in myself at the end of the day. everybody loves their own brand.

I'm putting this bitch on my wedding registry.

I misread the title , i was expecting a blanket that could sing very aggressive punk.

The concept in itself is stupid, if you need to hide farts from your wife then it's a shit marriage anyway.

Anti-Fart Blanket

lol

  On 4/30/2010 at 7:01 PM, Boxing Day said:

I misread the title , i was expecting a blanket that could sing very aggressive punk.

What do you mean?

blankets: how do they work?

Blanket Fart Collapse

sometimes when I'm trying to get to sleep I rip a huge one and my blanket (because it's fairly heavy) hides the fart inside so I essentially form a fart bubble. I usually kick it out of the side or the bottom, but sometimes I allow myself to get a big whiff just to keep in touch with my odor.

Fart Chamber Blanket

holy lol did this thread deliver

"BETTER MARRIAGE BLANKET" ?! really?!

if farts make anybody uncomfortable you're both fucked up

stupidest invention of 2010

Notice the scene without the anti-fart blanket: the man farts toward his wife, while on the next scene with the anti-fart blanket, they swapped place on the bed and the guy farts on the opposite direction from his wife.

I also wonder if the blanket will eventually smell like crap by absorbing the numerous farts' odor.

anti fart snuggie

  On 5/1/2010 at 7:23 PM, xxx said:

the minute I got to my truck and started driving, the sulfuric bubbles were zip cording down my taint, kicking my balls out of the way, and devastating the cab even with all 4 windows and moon roof open.

whenever this happens to me I see it as a challenge for myself to keep the windows shut, so the seats can absorb a little bit of the odor for the next driver.

oh and I love your collection

  On 5/1/2010 at 7:23 PM, xxx said:

And what do we have, prinicipally, from eggs and tuna? That's right kiddos, sulfur. Consuming that much concentrated protein probably took 5 years of my kidneys and 10 years off of my asshole. Now, I'm the biggest fan of farting you'll ever find--but this was uncomfortable. I then had to go to a 3 hour physiology class. FUUUUUU--the minute I got to my truck and started driving, the sulfuric bubbles were zip cording down my taint, kicking my balls out of the way, and devastating the cab even with all 4 windows and moon roof open.

Eructations and Flatulations

holy lol