Blisters cause man to smash window with his hand,

I walked a lot today and got blisters on my feet either due to my shoes being loose or me being a fatty. When I got home my mom had me put my feet in Epsom salt.

When I was getting ready to go to sleep, I was putting my mattress in place, and, due to a combination of my blistered feet from the walking and my standing on my mattress, I lost my balance. My first instinct was to reach out toward the wall to my right. Instead I reached out and fell hand first into my bedroom window.

I shattered it into pieces. In retaliation for shattering it, it scraped a chuck of skin off of my wrist. It stopped at my watch. It bled a lot. Thankfully, my mom's friend who has been living with us for a bit has medical knowledge, and fixed me up. D:

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in college the phone woke me up, it was all cold so i went to close the window before answering it. i was still half-asleep and slammed my finger into the window. it was well bloody. then i answered the phone and started yelling at the caller for bashing my finger

yowza mcbowza!

Ive a set of dumb-bells on my bedroom floor. Every time I'm drunk, without fail, I bash my foot on em. Unless I forget to take off my shoes, then the jokes on them SUCKERS!!!

  On 5/1/2010 at 9:25 AM, hahathhat said:

in college the phone woke me up, it was all cold so i went to close the window before answering it. i was still half-asleep and slammed my finger into the window. it was well bloody. then i answered the phone and started yelling at the caller for bashing my finger

I can totally see why you yelled at them. The bastard.

  On 5/1/2010 at 3:18 PM, chassis said:

Ive a set of dumb-bells on my bedroom floor. Every time I'm drunk, without fail, I bash my foot on em. Unless I forget to take off my shoes, then the jokes on them SUCKERS!!!

You should either never take off your shoes when drunk or put the dumbbells elsewhere.

  On 5/1/2010 at 3:18 PM, chassis said:

Ive a set of dumb-bells on my bedroom floor. Every time I'm drunk, without fail, I bash my foot on em. Unless I forget to take off my shoes, then the jokes on them SUCKERS!!!

I've done this before :(

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not nice! :D

cool story bro

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  On 5/1/2010 at 3:18 PM, chassis said:

Ive a set of dumb-bells on my bedroom floor. Every time I'm drunk, without fail, I bash my foot on em. Unless I forget to take off my shoes, then the jokes on them SUCKERS!!!

yeah, i used to stub my toe on mine at least once a week. moved em to a different spot, now it's not a problem.