boris Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Suppose you're a decent person just minding your own business when an evil demon comes down to your face. He tells you that for every virtuous act you do he's going to kill five people and won't kill anybody every time you act non-virtuously. Suppose he also made it so you can't commit suicide (if you could, then he would kill 5 people for that virtuous act and that would be the end of it). On the assumption that the demon will keep his word, how are you to act? Since you start out as a decent virtuous person, what would you predict you would do in this situation? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide boris's signature Hide all signatures Fred McGriff said: i would have launched my penis out of an RPG cannon and fucked her remotely from my car Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 On 5/3/2010 at 2:10 AM, yek said: WHAT DO YOU DO, YEK?! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide boris's signature Hide all signatures Fred McGriff said: i would have launched my penis out of an RPG cannon and fucked her remotely from my car Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I would not do anything that is knowingly wrong/harmful to others, which I try my best not to do anymore anyway. This is really easy can we have it a bit more complicated please. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) On 5/3/2010 at 2:14 AM, abusivegeorge said: I would not do anything that is knowingly wrong/harmful to others, which I try my best not to do anymore anyway. This is really easy can we have it a bit more complicated please. But if you don't do anything that you know will harm others, you will be acting virtuously and five people would die every time you did that. So you'd be killing a lot of people in the process of acting good. edit: is th wot u WNT? Edited May 3, 2010 by boris Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide boris's signature Hide all signatures Fred McGriff said: i would have launched my penis out of an RPG cannon and fucked her remotely from my car Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Yeah dude, I fucking HATE everybody. My answer stands. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 id challenge him to a game of chess and win all demons love chess Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) On 5/3/2010 at 2:17 AM, abusivegeorge said: Yeah dude, I fucking HATE everybody. My answer stands. Wow. Well I think I'd continue doing what I would do without caring for the people that were being killed. That way, by not caring about the people I would be killing, I would be acting "in-virtuous" and no one would die. edit: th eend Edited May 3, 2010 by boris Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide boris's signature Hide all signatures Fred McGriff said: i would have launched my penis out of an RPG cannon and fucked her remotely from my car Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 exercise yer demons Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 a still from Little Miss Sunshine of the huge blanket with a sketch of Nietzsche's head on it.jpg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 On 5/3/2010 at 2:19 AM, boris said: On 5/3/2010 at 2:17 AM, abusivegeorge said: Yeah dude, I fucking HATE everybody. My answer stands. Wow. Well I think I'd continue doing what I would do without caring for the people that were being killed. That way, by not caring about the people I would be killing, I would be acting "in-virtuous" and no one would die. edit: th eend That's absolute genius! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) On 5/3/2010 at 2:28 AM, Super lurker ultra V12 said: a still from Little Miss Sunshine of the huge blanket with a sketch of Nietzsche's head on it.jpg Edited May 3, 2010 by boris Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide boris's signature Hide all signatures Fred McGriff said: i would have launched my penis out of an RPG cannon and fucked her remotely from my car Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 On 5/3/2010 at 2:30 AM, abusivegeorge said: On 5/3/2010 at 2:19 AM, boris said: On 5/3/2010 at 2:17 AM, abusivegeorge said: Yeah dude, I fucking HATE everybody. My answer stands. Wow. Well I think I'd continue doing what I would do without caring for the people that were being killed. That way, by not caring about the people I would be killing, I would be acting "in-virtuous" and no one would die. edit: th eend That's absolute genius! Oh I get it. You already said that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide boris's signature Hide all signatures Fred McGriff said: i would have launched my penis out of an RPG cannon and fucked her remotely from my car Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 seriously, that blanket is awesome Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) 5 people isn't a lot of people, i would shrug and move on. Edited May 3, 2010 by GORDO Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 yeah, the world is pretty overpopulated anyway, i don't think anyone would notice. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Have a wank. How many people would that kill? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 just dont act either virtuous or non virtuously and you wont have a problem. ignore everyone. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 what would you do if an EVIL DEMON approached you and said, every time boris creates a new thread, he'd kill 5 people? i'd hope i'd be one of the 5 to go first. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 well i guess id have to kill boris before he made another thread Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 he'd have to define virtuos/non virtuos first or can talk to the hand because the face aint listening and that's what i'd tell him guys Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Assuming doing drugs is a non-virtuous act , i would do drugs 'till i drop dead. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 but that would be suicide and thus a virtuous act. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 On 5/3/2010 at 3:46 AM, Z_B_Z said: but that would be suicide and thus a virtuous act. Well , i don't want to commit suicide , i just want to try some very addictive and harmful drugs (for the fun of it). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 i would just masturbate and finger myself and listen to the Lion King soundtrack that i dubbed swearwords over The demon doesn't even say how frequent the non virtuos acts have to be btw. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55913-suppose-an-evil-demon-visited-you/#findComment-1314530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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