ceephax The Obama Advice Thread

Hi Barrack,

If in your late-night search for BOC updates you found yourself in General Banter reading upon this thread, please be sure to stay a while and take in some pointers from an international assembly of experts.

Firstly, I would like to say that you are doing some good things here and there but might need to step it up a notch. I'm sure most of us here can agree upon that.

For starters, I would reccomend shooting from the hip a bit more. You can't make everyone happy, so don't try to. When you find yourself in a tight spot, just take a deep breath and ask yourself "What would Martin Luther King do in this situation?". If that doesn't work, then try asking yourself "What would Ceephax or Ed DMX do in this situation?". If you still find yourself in a quagmire, then ask yourself "What would Fred McGriff do if he were me right now?".

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FUCKIN LOL

GREAT FUCKING THREAD

dear Obama, please invade the UK if the Tories are elected

'The problem with America is that everybody has their fair say." - Clinton

He's right.

  On 5/4/2010 at 7:59 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

FUCKIN LOL

 

 

GREAT FUCKING THREAD

surely you are exaggerating.

Would 'shooting from the hip' = starting undeclared wars on third world countries without substantial proof? Just checkin'.

y0 Obama, I'ma let you finish, but Bill Clinton was the best black President ever...

  On 5/4/2010 at 4:14 PM, blicero said:

  On 5/4/2010 at 7:59 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

FUCKIN LOL

 

 

GREAT FUCKING THREAD

 

surely you are exaggerating.

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lol

  On 5/4/2010 at 4:49 PM, LOL Alzado said:

  On 5/4/2010 at 4:14 PM, blicero said:

  On 5/4/2010 at 7:59 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

FUCKIN LOL

 

 

GREAT FUCKING THREAD

 

surely you are exaggerating.

fuckin lol

shirley you are exaggerating?

  On 4/27/2010 at 4:57 AM, Fishtank said:

LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08S4poMGvwA

  On 5/4/2010 at 4:52 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

just watched the season 3 premiere that video was from, it was fuckin hilarious

*waits for the first "legalize weed!" post like you're in 9th grade in 1973.*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HTAT LINK IS FUCKING HILARIOUS THX BLICERO

GODDAMN IT JUST DOES NOT STOP

ironically, this thread might actually become "FUCKING GREAT"

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TRASHBERS

*pops 100 boners*

Try it in the tub next time. Believe me. Now, the tub is just one part. We're going to have to get you on the right sexual and emotional trajectory.

First, watch this scene from Immortal Beloved.

Second, watch this suitable for the workplace videoclip.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XngQJzAmVm8

Now repeat until you're where you need to be mentally, because this is where you jack off. Enjoy a little wine while you get your bubblebath ready and make sure you leave the door wide open, you'll come stupid hard. Lay down in the tub. Stare at the ceiling. Look right through it, head-first into Salma Hayek's butt. Do your usual, get the pressure built, and get ready to come. As soon as you're around 90%, slip your head underwater, but start wild and deafly beating it above the water while arching your back. Look, I've got someone on hold here -look, just trust me. Stupid hard, Babar.