Alzado

i wonder if some of the other classic posters on this board also post for the thrill, the rush, and the general backwardness of the act like i do? i mean to say, as the most distinguished poster on this site, i can definitely say that i post for the rush that comes from some really vigorous posting. i love it when a thread just pops off and people start posting like ratatatat and you're in this focused zone of lols or self-righteousness or just general gayness. i know the other immortals here will know this feeling.

I frequently gorge on my own semen, yes.

does that answer your question?

i just got 7 or 9 boners

hows this one then?

One of my stature can only dream about what it may be like to post in such a manner. As I slip off into my nightly slumber I often wonder... Oh, what it must be like to be LOL Alzado, King of all WATMM... loling at will... never fearing the dreaded Facepalm that many of us know all too well. I often scour his threads, searching for lingering farts, the hanging scent of his sweatpants boner, or residue of his taint sweat to rub across my flimsy, lol deprived body...

you made me cry Deepex

Thank you for making me feel

Hey there, guy...

as a mere watmm nub, i, too, experience the rush.

but i think people tend to ignore my lol-inducing comments

maybe they aren't that lol-inducing

this place gets worse every day

  On 5/6/2010 at 5:16 PM, Lindrum Larry Cocopipe said:

this place gets worse every day

yeah, would you stop that?

This thread needs zubaz.

  On 5/6/2010 at 6:00 PM, baph said:

b.i.:269

*massive zubaz boner*

  On 5/6/2010 at 6:00 PM, baph said:

 

is that a velour shirt? that's straight ballin.

fucking lol at zubaz

what? it's the number of boners i can pop at once you fucking n00b

Fractal Boners?

fractal boners - infinte zoomcock. This is heady stuff.

  On 5/6/2010 at 7:29 PM, xxx said:

Alzado, I've been meaning to "ask you about your BI" as per your signature request. Well, when I was in multivariate statistics, I learned that indices are an aggregate of several factors, rather like a regression equation. So, what goes into your BI?

 

Mine typically goes a little something like this:

 

Y(x)= [(ass to titty ratio)(x) + (snare rushes)(x)³] - [(diameter of thrush rash)(x)²]

Fucking lol

  On 5/6/2010 at 7:52 PM, xxx said:

So, can your boners do a "Keanu Reeves Dodging Bullets"

No xxx. He's saying that when you are ready, your boner won't have to.

lolsus christ

  On 5/6/2010 at 7:52 PM, xxx said:

  On 5/6/2010 at 7:31 PM, LOL Alzado said:

what? it's the number of boners i can pop at once you fucking n00b

Hey, your sig invited inquiries--don't look at me. P.S. I'm now confused by how "once" is operationally defined. You know, we're approaching a calculus of sorts i.e. any curve, theoretically, has an infinite number of tangent lines associated with it--you never reach a definitive or discrete "once" or single tangent. So, can your boners do a "Keanu Reeves Dodging Bullets" and be like an electron?everywhere and nowhere at the same time?

lmfao