karmakramer Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 (edited) Quote An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno. US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical. It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said. What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head. Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno. 3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema. You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know. http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant Edited May 13, 2010 by karmakramer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chassis Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Hahaha, fucking love Americans. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I don't know who's more fucking dumb - the wife who told such a bullshit lie expecting to get away with it, or her husband, the FUCKING MORON. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Reminds me of a book I read once. I think it was called "The New Testament" or something along those lines. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 it makes me sad undereducated people banging each other and having to fight wars for smarter people and stuff kinda like how the man in black in lost didnt know about what was across the sea right Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest uptown devil Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Quote TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation. lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 fake lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 On 5/13/2010 at 10:00 PM, chassis said: Reminds me of a book I read once. I think it was called "The New Testament" or something along those lines. boom! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 i believe her Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 HE IS RISEN Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 On 5/13/2010 at 9:56 PM, Joyrex said: I don't know who's more fucking dumb - the wife who told such a bullshit lie expecting to get away with it, or her husband, the FUCKING MORON. easy on the husband, denial is powerful. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 3D porn = the future of film see thx 1138 Lucas is on it! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324508 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Their relationship is all about trust... *vomits* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GrandPopPoplock Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 No fucking way this is real . If it is...we all need to get together and start killing mothafuckas . Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 my first question is wtf my second question is where can i get one of these with stoya in it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56253-woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant/#findComment-1324611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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