Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant

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An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

 

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

 

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

 

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

 

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

 

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

 

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

 

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Hahaha, fucking love Americans.

I don't know who's more fucking dumb - the wife who told such a bullshit lie expecting to get away with it, or her husband, the FUCKING MORON.

Reminds me of a book I read once. I think it was called "The New Testament" or something along those lines.

it makes me sad

undereducated people banging each other and having to fight wars for smarter people and stuff

kinda like how the man in black in lost didnt know about what was across the sea right

Fake and b7

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TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

lol

fake lol

  On 5/13/2010 at 10:00 PM, chassis said:

Reminds me of a book I read once. I think it was called "The New Testament" or something along those lines.

boom!

i believe her

HE IS RISEN

  On 5/13/2010 at 9:56 PM, Joyrex said:

I don't know who's more fucking dumb - the wife who told such a bullshit lie expecting to get away with it, or her husband, the FUCKING MORON.

easy on the husband, denial is powerful.

3D porn = the future of film

see thx 1138

Lucas is on it!

Their relationship is all about trust...

*vomits*

No fucking way this is real . If it is...we all need to get together and start killing mothafuckas .

my first question is wtf

my second question is where can i get one of these with stoya in it

everything in the press is true.