jules Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I can not stand flying. More so, the anticipation of flying. I get so much anxiety thinking about the ride to the airport when my butterflies get out of control. Waiting to check my bag. Waiting at security. Waiting at the gate. Boarding and watching everyone get on wondering if I'm going down with these clueless strangers. Waiting to taxi. When we start to taxi my legs won't stop moving. I try to turn up my tunes but it doesn't help. The stewardess tells me no electronic devices during take off. The engines roar and everything shakes and there is no turning back. My palms are soaking through the cheap drool covering itchy pillow.... I've tried alcohol. Xanax. Alcohol and Xanax. Nothing seems to work. I try to read but I just read the same paragraph over and over because I can't concentrate. No watmm access at 7 miles over the earth in a tin can. The air is stale and I can't wait for it to end. Knowing the whole vacation I have to do it all again... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I dunno what to say, I love the boner buzz weird feeling in your stomach when the plane takes off, I dont mind flying at all if alcohol and xanax dont chill you out... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Well they do but always seem to over do it. Xanax alone chills me out normally but if I triple what I normally take before I get on the plane it seems to have no effect. Then I worry so I pound a few drinks but that prevents me from sleeping. Argh. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 On 5/15/2010 at 6:38 AM, jules said: I've tried alcohol. Xanax. Alcohol and Xanax. Nothing seems to work. take more. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 i miss flying, i fucking love it. i really miss flying :( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 On 5/15/2010 at 6:51 AM, Hoodie said: On 5/15/2010 at 6:38 AM, jules said: I've tried alcohol. Xanax. Alcohol and Xanax. Nothing seems to work. take more. yeah man, i don't understand. I'm the most anxious person i know, and that does the trick for me. Just don't veer into blackout territory and make an ass of yourself on the plane... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I don't understand it either. It drives me nuts. During the flight if I realize I'm cool a wave of panic washes over me like I'm subconsciously punishing myself or something. Plus this flight is 8 am and I need to drive 2 hrs after I land so I can't over do it at all Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325709 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I love the feeling of taking off. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I'm scared of lying, and I've always been afraid you're going to pop me the question, so I'll jsut come clean jules. I fucked your mum. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 For some reason or another every single flight I have taken for the last six years or so has tobstart out with the kruder & dorfmeister k&d sessions. I don't even know why I made this thread. Seems kind of silly now but the anticipatory anxiety cripples me sometimes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Now come fly to England and beat me up. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 (edited) Thanks george edit: nah, you a cool guy. Edited May 15, 2010 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325719 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 No one wants to be crippled dude. Seriously though, if you know of anyone who takes anti-depressants, nick 30-50mg. Take 3 hours before flight. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I love taking huge dumps on planes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Benadryl, dramamine, xanax and alcohol should work if taken together.... You will not have to worry about flying ever again... ever......... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 On 5/15/2010 at 7:47 AM, abusivegeorge said: No one wants to be crippled dude. Seriously though, if you know of anyone who takes anti-depressants, nick 30-50mg. Take 3 hours before flight. This was actually suggested to me before my very first experience of air travel. I was so relaxed it was awesome. My second experience of air travel I didn't do this and was sat scared shitless and shaking. I've been totally drunk on flights ever since. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Thanks. Yea I tried that. It's always about how driving is much more dangerous than flying. My thoughts are that I could survive a car crash though. Plus I don't even think it's a fear of death as much as lack of control and now with the added bonus of some wacky religous fanatic on board is worse. Though I must say, it is odd to think theist dangerous part of a flight is your drive to the airport On 5/15/2010 at 7:49 AM, thanks robert moses said: I love taking huge dumps on planes. hilarious. Asserting your power over the plane I suppose. I may have to try this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 (edited) Lol. It's true though Edited May 15, 2010 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 You could try masturbating constantly while in flight...... or meditating.... or DRUGS! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 On 5/15/2010 at 7:57 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: I like how someone asks for advice regarding their anxiety and all watmm can suggest is to take drugs, and if that doesn't work, to take even more drugs LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I was just thinking a couple of days ago how I assumed or was told by an older brother or something that when you flushed the blue juice toilet on planes it just dumped outta all the shit in piss into the sky clouds Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Masturbating furiously is probably the best option. And if you take enough ambien, you'll do it automatically. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 On 5/15/2010 at 8:20 AM, Braintree said: Masturbating furiously is probably the best option. And if you take enough ambien, you'll do it automatically. and your arms will be numb so it will feel like somebody else is doing it for you. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Ok so this what I have to do according to watmm: pills>alcohol>pills>autechre>pills>alcohol>fight abusivegeorge>take a shit>fap>pills>fap furiously>smooth landing>smile and thank pilot and crew Repeat for return flight Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56292-im-afraid-of-flying/#findComment-1325761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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