Naming your child after where is was conceived

whats the consensus with people named after where they were conceived. is it weird or gross? what about their middle name?

Jimmy "Walmart" Smith

i say tacky.

my middle name is Lamar Middle School

chucky cheese robinson, truck stop jones, backseat rolley

in all seriousness is it really that common for couples to only have sex like once every few weeks to the point they can say exactly where the child was conceived

.I know of a girl called Storm. My Dad made and excellent joke about it being "rough" the night she was conceived.

I'd be called burling gap.

Which is also where my mother went into labour.

"W.C." Fields

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:01 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

chucky cheese robinson, truck stop jones, backseat rolley

 

in all seriousness is it really that common for couples to only have sex like once every few weeks to the point they can say exactly where the child was conceived

if they plan it that way i suppose

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:03 PM, chassis said:

.I know of a girl called Storm. My Dad made and excellent joke about it being "rough" the night she was conceived.

lol

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:08 PM, xxx said:

 

 

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:03 PM, chassis said:

.I know of a girl called Storm. My Dad made and excellent joke about it being "rough" the night she was conceived.

I wish my dad would make cheeky sex "Dad" jokes like this with me. He was always so strangely prude about sex though; I don't think he's ever mentioned anything related to sex even once to me before and I'm 31--he, 60. He also never had any porno for me to root for, believe me I looked. The only thing I found was a framed picture of Grace Slick pulling her tit out because my dad had such a hard-on for her and the Jefferson Airplane back in the day. But for me in 1992 at age 12, I was all, "gross"!

Haha, when I was 14 or 15 I was a big mad Buffy head so my Dad gave me a framed picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar. I still have it too.

*faps*

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:08 PM, xxx said:

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:01 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

chucky cheese robinson, truck stop jones, backseat rolley

 

in all seriousness is it really that common for couples to only have sex like once every few weeks to the point they can say exactly where the child was conceived

You must not be married

 

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:03 PM, chassis said:

.I know of a girl called Storm. My Dad made and excellent joke about it being "rough" the night she was conceived.

I wish my dad would make cheeky sex "Dad" jokes like this with me. He was always so strangely prude about sex though; I don't think he's ever mentioned anything related to sex even once to me before and I'm 31--he, 60. He also never had any porno for me to root for, believe me I looked. The only thing I found was a framed picture of Grace Slick pulling her tit out because my dad had such a hard-on for her and the Jefferson Airplane back in the day. But for me in 1992 at age 12, I was all, "gross"!

when my brother was 14 my dad caught him smoking cigarettes. he pulled him inside the house and sat him down for a serious talk about addiction. he went on to say something to the effect of "when i was your age, i had an addiction. i was addicted to pornography." yeah, i don't even know either. never said a word to me about sex, that's for sure.

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:27 PM, disparaissant said:

 

 

when my brother was 14 my dad caught him smoking cigarettes. he pulled him inside the house and sat him down for a serious talk about addiction. he went on to say something to the effect of "when i was your age, i had an addiction. i was addicted to pornography." yeah, i don't even know either. never said a word to me about sex, that's for sure.

He should have told him that smoking decreases your sexual potency.

margaret "quickie in the bogs" thatcher

i was conceived at 30,000 feet and i've been just as high ever since

  On 5/25/2010 at 12:04 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:27 PM, disparaissant said:

 

 

when my brother was 14 my dad caught him smoking cigarettes. he pulled him inside the house and sat him down for a serious talk about addiction. he went on to say something to the effect of "when i was your age, i had an addiction. i was addicted to pornography." yeah, i don't even know either. never said a word to me about sex, that's for sure.

 

He should have told him that smoking decreases your sexual potency.

i dont think ive ever heard my dad use the word "sex" so that was right out.

I wish my dad wasn't a huge sex-obsessed perv.

so mostly, its not a good idea i suppose

  On 5/24/2010 at 11:01 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

in all seriousness is it really that common for couples to only have sex like once every few weeks to the point they can say exactly where the child was conceived

heh, you can try to have more married sex

every time i visit my dad he tells me his computer is running slow, and would i have a look at it please?

after the major virus removal and repair program that's always involved, it just doen't feel right to point out to my dad that his internet porn habits are the online equivalent of fucking a london crack whore whilst reading a leaflet about contraception.

he doesn't know how to clear his browsing history or his download demon history. it's a good thing my mum is effectively illiterate when it comes to technology.

  On 5/25/2010 at 1:02 AM, loganfive said:

every time i visit my dad he tells me his computer is running slow, and would i have a look at it please?

 

 

after the major virus removal and repair program that's always involved, it just doen't feel right to point out to my dad that his internet porn habits are the online equivalent of fucking a london crack whore whilst reading a leaflet about contraception.

 

 

he doesn't know how to clear his browsing history or his download demon history. it's a good thing my mum is effectively illiterate when it comes to technology.

Get him chrome and then tell him to use the naughty browser for naughty things.

  On 5/25/2010 at 12:16 AM, ms-dos said:

i was conceived at 30,000 feet and i've been just as high ever since

ZING!

  On 5/25/2010 at 12:16 AM, ms-dos said:

i was conceived at 30,000 feet and i've been just as high ever since

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

its fucked up to name your kid that way.

the poor fucker must get images of his parents fucking every time he reads his own name.

sick

I was going to say "Swimming Pool Smith" and "Airplane Bathroom Ackerman" but it looks like this line of joke has already been exhausted.

mum&dad's bed jones