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for today is towel day:

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Towel Day is celebrated every 25 May as a tribute by fans of the late author Douglas Adams.[1] On this day, fans carry a towel with them to demonstrate their love for the books and the author, as referenced in Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

 

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A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

 

man, i love these books so much.

  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

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  On 5/25/2010 at 11:40 AM, Babar said:
  On 5/25/2010 at 10:05 AM, Gary C said:

DickTowel.jpg

 

where did you find those ? My pansexualist friend wants one.

 

 

www.dicktowel.com

 

Love It's Always Sunny :emotawesomepm9:

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  On 5/25/2010 at 3:35 PM, iamabe said:

michael-phelps-towelie.jpg

 

 

lol.

plus I think phelps has got a slight raise in his b.i. in that picture...

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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douglas adams is a hero.

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

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Turns out, I brought a towel to work yesterday.

 

We were supposed to have a potluck picnic at the lake, but we stayed indoors because it was overcast and a bit chilly. But I had my towel! I don't even know anything about this author.

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  On 5/25/2010 at 11:56 PM, chenGOD said:
  On 5/25/2010 at 3:35 PM, iamabe said:

michael-phelps-towelie.jpg

 

 

lol.

plus I think phelps has got a slight raise in his b.i. in that picture...

 

is his right arm longer than his left?

www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded.

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  On 5/26/2010 at 10:28 PM, gaarg said:
  On 5/25/2010 at 11:56 PM, chenGOD said:
  On 5/25/2010 at 3:35 PM, iamabe said:

 

 

lol.

plus I think phelps has got a slight raise in his b.i. in that picture...

 

is his right arm longer than his left?

 

Perhaps it's the perspective?

 

BTW great Lone Wolf & Cub avatar. I read the first 10 and then stopped. How are the rest?

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