Fred McGriff Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267 dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article. reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 lol what does corruption of a minor mean exactly? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 On 5/25/2010 at 10:11 PM, Fred McGriff said: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267 reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy. i'd rather watch footage of this than baseball Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 'corruption of a minor' probably due to the alcohol content of said vomit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 The daughter will probably end up doing scat porn as a direct result of being vomited on Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 whoever came up with free megaphone night has surely lost his job, but he can be my ideas man anytime. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Clemmens' mug shot showed him with a swollen black eye, and authorities acknowledged he was hit as he was being subdued. No one else was charged in the case. someone got a freebie Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide halisray's signature Hide all signatures https://soundcloud.com/halisray Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sysyphus Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 fred the 2nd paragraph of your story is brilliant lol... PISS ON THE DOUBLE SOLDIERS Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sysyphus's signature Hide all signatures publius enigma Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Crazy young lad picks on wrong guy. I hate loud drunks, especially ones that puke. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 On 5/26/2010 at 1:20 AM, sysyphus said: fred the 2nd paragraph of your story is brilliant lol... PISS ON THE DOUBLE SOLDIERS STRAIGHTEN THOSE LEGS, MAGGOTS Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Free megaphone night? Wow. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 On 5/25/2010 at 10:11 PM, Fred McGriff said: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267 dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article. reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy. JAZZhttp://forum.watmm.com/topic/55417-phillies-fan-vomits-on-a-dad-and-his-11-year-old-daughter-during-a-game/page__p__1300131__fromsearch__1&?do=findComment&comment=1300131 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest viscosity Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 o snap Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 On 5/26/2010 at 6:29 AM, jefferoo said: On 5/25/2010 at 10:11 PM, Fred McGriff said: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267 dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article. reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy. JAZZhttp://forum.watmm.com/topic/55417-phillies-fan-vomits-on-a-dad-and-his-11-year-old-daughter-during-a-game/page__p__1300131__fromsearch__1&?do=findComment&comment=1300131 I was going to say this but I could not remember where it had come from before. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Quote In exchange for Clemmens' guilty pleas, charges including reckless endangerment and corruption of minors were dropped. Those two accusations aroused amusement in me, never expected to hear those in conjucntion with anything other than kiddy fiddling and drink driving. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1334919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 (edited) On 5/26/2010 at 6:41 AM, viscosity said: o snap Is that ice ice baby? Oh wait, hammer? Edited May 26, 2010 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1335039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 (edited) On 5/26/2010 at 1:15 PM, usagi said: Hammer Edited May 26, 2010 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1335213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 On 5/25/2010 at 10:15 PM, Rambo said: lol what does corruption of a minor mean exactly? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1335230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 the other day i was checking out the member map and then i moused over greenland and there was that dude dancing and it made me lol hard. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1335258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I like threads like this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1335283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 On 5/26/2010 at 6:26 PM, gaarg said: I like threads like this. We need a Gaarg MS Paint of the event. Stat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1335286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 On 5/26/2010 at 6:27 PM, Joyrex said: On 5/26/2010 at 6:26 PM, gaarg said: I like threads like this. We need a Gaarg MS Paint of the event. Stat. I am so wasted today, amazing I can still move the mouse around Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1335470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J3FF3R00 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 it's still jazz though. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56618-vomit-assault/#findComment-1335478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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