vomit assault

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267

dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article.

reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy.

lol

what does corruption of a minor mean exactly?

  On 5/25/2010 at 10:11 PM, Fred McGriff said:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267

 

 

 

reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy.

i'd rather watch footage of this than baseball

'corruption of a minor' probably due to the alcohol content of said vomit

The daughter will probably end up doing scat porn as a direct result of being vomited on

lol

whoever came up with free megaphone night has surely lost his job, but he can be my ideas man anytime.

Clemmens' mug shot showed him with a swollen black eye, and authorities acknowledged he was hit as he was being subdued. No one else was charged in the case.

someone got a freebie

fred the 2nd paragraph of your story is brilliant lol...

PISS ON THE DOUBLE SOLDIERS

Crazy young lad picks on wrong guy. I hate loud drunks, especially ones that puke.

  On 5/26/2010 at 1:20 AM, sysyphus said:

fred the 2nd paragraph of your story is brilliant lol...

 

PISS ON THE DOUBLE SOLDIERS

STRAIGHTEN THOSE LEGS, MAGGOTS

Free megaphone night? Wow.

  On 5/25/2010 at 10:11 PM, Fred McGriff said:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267

 

dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article.

 

reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy.

JAZZhttp://forum.watmm.com/topic/55417-phillies-fan-vomits-on-a-dad-and-his-11-year-old-daughter-during-a-game/page__p__1300131__fromsearch__1&?do=findComment&comment=1300131

o snap

  On 5/26/2010 at 6:29 AM, jefferoo said:

  On 5/25/2010 at 10:11 PM, Fred McGriff said:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5218267

 

dude at a baseball game gets belligerent and vomits on an off duty cop and his daughters seated in front of him. wow. it's an understood thing that at ballgames you dont fuck with familes that have kids with them. maybe in philadelphia you yell a few profanities just because you're in philadelphia, but come on man. i like how he was charged with "corruption of a minor" for puking on her. and special props for the use of the word "splashing" in the article.

 

reminds me of a time i was at a texas rangers game, and it was free megaphone night. i took the free megaphone and went into the mens bathroom and commanded everyone through the megaphone to pee uniformly into the pee trough like i was an army drill sergeant. then i went to behind the opposing team's bullpen and commanded them to pitch right before every pitch they were throwing. i barked orders to everyone to do what they were already doing so that my authority remained untested. when security asked me to stop, i stopped. common courtesy.

JAZZhttp://forum.watmm.com/topic/55417-phillies-fan-vomits-on-a-dad-and-his-11-year-old-daughter-during-a-game/page__p__1300131__fromsearch__1&?do=findComment&comment=1300131

I was going to say this but I could not remember where it had come from before.

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In exchange for Clemmens' guilty pleas, charges including reckless endangerment and corruption of minors were dropped.

Those two accusations aroused amusement in me, never expected to hear those in conjucntion with anything other than kiddy fiddling and drink driving.

  On 5/26/2010 at 6:41 AM, viscosity said:

 

o snap

Is that ice ice baby?

Oh wait, hammer?

  On 5/26/2010 at 1:15 PM, usagi said:

Hammer

  On 5/25/2010 at 10:15 PM, Rambo said:

lol

 

what does corruption of a minor mean exactly?

the other day i was checking out the member map and then i moused over greenland and there was that dude dancing and it made me lol hard.

I like threads like this.

  On 5/26/2010 at 6:26 PM, gaarg said:

I like threads like this.

We need a Gaarg MS Paint of the event. Stat.

  On 5/26/2010 at 6:27 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 5/26/2010 at 6:26 PM, gaarg said:

I like threads like this.

 

We need a Gaarg MS Paint of the event. Stat.

I am so wasted today, amazing I can still move the mouse around

best thread title 2056

it's still jazz though.