fucking bugs

cool, right now i have this moth in my room that keeps circling me and then disappearing, i tried to smack it but it survived. it has a new crafty flight pattern but i think that's because i hurt it's wing. Fucker, it will die soon!

..just killed it, now what?

i went on a hike today and counted 14 mosquito bites on my left leg alone. they don't itch though, so it's all good!

bugs rule!

sometimes

VACUUM TIME!

something has been eating me alive this week. i have two bites on my ass cheeks- one on each cheek, right at the major contact point between flesh and chair. and four more bites between my stomach and arms. i don't know what is doing this but they will pay.

  On 5/27/2010 at 7:14 AM, ms-dos said:

something has been eating me alive this week.

no, i keep my llamas in the backyard.

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i've never wanted to pet something so badly

fucking moths all over my room

  On 5/27/2010 at 7:21 AM, yek said:

fucking moths all over my room

Put a light outside your bedroom window and open it. They'll fly out.

fucking bugs

fucking carpet

fucking heat

*plays Aphex Twin's 'Beetles' song*

bedbugs have taken over my apartment

actually they've been here for the past 6 months

my roommate didn't believe that i had them

until one day i finally showed him because it was starting to bother me

it got to a point where my roommate and i couldn't take it anymore and we threw out my mattress

now they have spread all over the entire apartment

if you look at any square foot of carpet around the living room or bedrooms for 30 seconds you will see at least 1 bedbug

the bites do not itch very badly but there are new ones every day

after 3 months of infestation we decided to throw out the couch

we couldn't get it out the door so we spent an hour smashing it with a hammer

now we have been calling maintenance for the past few days and they never pick up

I also have a moth in my room, but it's funny to watch it fly disparately toward the light while the ceiling fan keeps pushing it back.

  On 5/27/2010 at 8:54 AM, vamos scorcho said:

bedbugs have taken over my apartment

 

actually they've been here for the past 6 months

 

my roommate didn't believe that i had them

 

until one day i finally showed him because it was starting to bother me

 

it got to a point where my roommate and i couldn't take it anymore and we threw out my mattress

 

now they have spread all over the entire apartment

 

if you look at any square foot of carpet around the living room or bedrooms for 30 seconds you will see at least 1 bedbug

 

the bites do not itch very badly but there are new ones every day

 

after 3 months of infestation we decided to throw out the couch

 

we couldn't get it out the door so we spent an hour smashing it with a hammer

 

now we have been calling maintenance for the past few days and they never pick up

your life sounds very interesting, do you have any other stories?

lol, bed bugs are horrible. my sister had them in her appartment and they literally had to wrap up all their stuff, spray and then live somewhere else for awhile

  On 5/27/2010 at 11:17 AM, chax said:

  On 5/27/2010 at 8:54 AM, vamos scorcho said:

bedbugs have taken over my apartment

 

actually they've been here for the past 6 months

 

my roommate didn't believe that i had them

 

until one day i finally showed him because it was starting to bother me

 

it got to a point where my roommate and i couldn't take it anymore and we threw out my mattress

 

now they have spread all over the entire apartment

 

if you look at any square foot of carpet around the living room or bedrooms for 30 seconds you will see at least 1 bedbug

 

the bites do not itch very badly but there are new ones every day

 

after 3 months of infestation we decided to throw out the couch

 

we couldn't get it out the door so we spent an hour smashing it with a hammer

 

now we have been calling maintenance for the past few days and they never pick up

 

your life sounds very interesting, do you have any other stories?

no

i like it when bugs bite my sac while i'm whackin' it out doors. bonus: itchin previous bug bites with the left hand whilst whackin' with the right hand

I went walking on a trail, stopped to rest on a stump. I disturbed a hive of crickets and fucking got SWARMED. I was picking them out of my hair for the next half hour.

  On 5/27/2010 at 8:54 AM, vamos scorcho said:

bedbugs have taken over my apartment

 

actually they've been here for the past 6 months

 

my roommate didn't believe that i had them

 

until one day i finally showed him because it was starting to bother me

 

it got to a point where my roommate and i couldn't take it anymore and we threw out my mattress

 

now they have spread all over the entire apartment

 

if you look at any square foot of carpet around the living room or bedrooms for 30 seconds you will see at least 1 bedbug

 

the bites do not itch very badly but there are new ones every day

 

after 3 months of infestation we decided to throw out the couch

 

we couldn't get it out the door so we spent an hour smashing it with a hammer

 

now we have been calling maintenance for the past few days and they never pick up

Three weeks later:

moths and crickets are some of the least scary bugs out there. you people are pussies.

there's one bug i would never dream of killing, and that's our brother the praying mantis

swarms of insects fucking suck. i was foraging for firewood once while camping and felt something weird on my arm. i looked down to see at LEAST a thousand termites pouring out of the wood i was holding all over my arms/shirt/neck/face/hair. it was traumatizing.

haha. bug. my roommate really didn't believe me he thought i was just paranoid and seeing things.

  On 5/27/2010 at 8:39 PM, uptown devil said:

swarms of insects fucking suck. i was foraging for firewood once while camping and felt something weird on my arm. i looked down to see at LEAST a thousand termites pouring out of the wood i was holding all over my arms/shirt/neck/face/hair. it was traumatizing.

just think how hard an anteater would've dominated that shit, just licking you and lapping up those termites.