how long can a man live off of pb&j,

hopefully we don't find out for a while

any bread?

yeah, barely any nutrients though. it's bottom-grade sarah lee. ouch.

I feel inclined to share this to potentially improve your pb&j technique..

WOAH

i haven't had a peanut butter and jam sandwich in years. looks good.. now i'm hungry. :\

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:08 AM, uptown devil said:

I feel inclined to share this to potentially improve your pb&j technique..

we use the same ingredients and may even use the same technique. i just sorta go by intuition though. i guess i've always just had a natural sense for this. it comes so easily that i basically do it unconsciously every day. i just go into a trance for a bit... and there's a sandwich sitting on the paper towel with barely any errant jelly on it.

but that's a good breakdown, definitely. thanks!

In all seriousness, about 20 years.

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:17 AM, ms-dos said:

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:08 AM, uptown devil said:

I feel inclined to share this to potentially improve your pb&j technique..

 

 

we use the same ingredients and may even use the same technique. i just sorta go by intuition though. i guess i've always just had a natural sense for this. it comes so easily that i basically do it unconsciously every day. i just go into a trance for a bit... and there's a sandwich sitting on the paper towel with barely any errant jelly on it.

 

but that's a good breakdown, definitely. thanks!

no problem

but to address your original question - when my uncle was a kid he refused to eat anything but pb&j sandwiches. it went on for way too long and eventually he ended up in the hospital with a hole in his stomach. i suggest switching it up every once in a while, maybe go with tuna every third day or so?

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:24 AM, uptown devil said:

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:17 AM, ms-dos said:

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:08 AM, uptown devil said:

I feel inclined to share this to potentially improve your pb&j technique..

 

 

we use the same ingredients and may even use the same technique. i just sorta go by intuition though. i guess i've always just had a natural sense for this. it comes so easily that i basically do it unconsciously every day. i just go into a trance for a bit... and there's a sandwich sitting on the paper towel with barely any errant jelly on it.

 

but that's a good breakdown, definitely. thanks!

 

no problem

 

but to address your original question - when my uncle was a kid he refused to eat anything but pb&j sandwiches. it went on for way too long and eventually he ended up in the hospital with a hole in his stomach. i suggest switching it up every once in a while, maybe go with tuna every third day or so?

Yeah but he never had coffee and weed to counter-balance.

i've been tossing in the occasional peanut butter and nutella sandwich for that much needed balance. and i guess having a peanut butter and tuna once in a while wouldn't suck too much.

coffee will just hasten the stomach hole-ification. the weed will probably help. weed helps evvvverything.

so 20 years is doable? everything's balancing each other out?

only one way to find out! you should maybe set up a kill switch or something, so if you don't press a button, the world gets notified and we can learn exactly how long one can live off of your diet of choice.

i sure feel balanced, like a perfectly proportioned pb&j

someone will post on my behalf should that happen. but i really don't think it will.

that looks interesting

do you goob?

I suggest going with some crunchy peanut butter, not that fine stuff.

i don't goob, but it's not out of snobbish principle or anything. i just like other brands of jelly.

crunchy peanut butter is great but they never have it in stock across the street.

ive never had a pb&j sammich in my life

I have. They're good!

I reckon you could live off just pb & j for about 6 months before you died from malnutrition.

well peanut butter is supposed to have 4grams of protein in one tbs so you're covered on that front

I eat a PB&J for lunch every day!

  On 5/27/2010 at 1:57 PM, kaen said:

ive never had a pb&j sammich in my life

this.

i don't like peanut butter though.

(cheese) sandwiches , coffee , weed & cider were pretty much my entire diet for about 3 months, more than once.

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:46 AM, ms-dos said:

modern pb&j. looks good for some reason. maybe it appeals to my ocd.

i think you could survive for decades on just peanut butter alone.