Can anyone here verbally speak good Japanese?

I know this is a long shot but...

I've come across a potential contract and am having a lot of trouble getting to the right people I need to talk to, and the language barrier is really starting to be an issue. The one english (good english) speaking person they put on the phone, didn't know what I was talking about or who I needed to talk to. All I need is a few minutes with one specific person, and then they will hand me off to the right people, and I know they speak english just fine.

Also when it comes to trying to email the translations just get all kinds of messed up.

halp plz, i will compensate.

If the company can't bother to get someone who speaks English to talk with you, why would they get anything else right for you?

ah-so

this picture makes me lol

watashi wa shoken kosegi de-su.

oppai misete kudesai!!

nama futetsu kudesai!

the important stuff, you know.

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:23 PM, chimera slot mom said:

  On 5/28/2010 at 12:01 AM, Squee said:

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:23 PM, chimera slot mom said:

 

lmao

zannen desu ga, nihongo wo tsukau chansu ha nai no de, dandan wasureshimasita ne

  On 5/28/2010 at 12:06 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 5/28/2010 at 12:01 AM, Squee said:

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:23 PM, chimera slot mom said:

 

 

lmao

lol

also thanks ziggomatic, that's a nice resource. Babelfish isn't that bad, but does have some hang ups. But it's nice for translating webpages.

  On 5/28/2010 at 12:06 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 5/28/2010 at 12:01 AM, Squee said:

  On 5/27/2010 at 10:23 PM, chimera slot mom said:

 

 

lmao

Indeed

and good luck Brandi!

Kôdo giasu

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  On 5/27/2010 at 8:51 PM, chenGOD said:

If the company can't bother to get someone who speaks English to talk with you, why would they get anything else right for you?

^ This. If you can't understand them now, how the fuck are you going to work for them?

is that an asian w down's syndrome?

can anyone here literally speak bad comic sans ms?

I have a japanese friend (an (italo-germano)-japanese friend, he's a little fascist). Feel free to pm i'll see what I (he) can do.

お前ら何言ってんだ

やろうが！！！

あほ！！

How can you speak Japanese other than verbally.

  On 5/28/2010 at 3:41 AM, xxx said:

  On 5/28/2010 at 2:10 AM, marf said:

is that an asian w down's syndrome?

Mongoloid x Mongoloid =

so they don't have regular people eyes? (I believe the technical term is up's syndrome.)

It's Japan-Day in my town, girls dressed up like anime-characters all over the place. I'ma head out only to see the firework though, supposedly the biggest firework evaaaar (if it doesn't rain). Not into japanese chicks all that much.

It did rain. Wasn't so bad, they did the firework anyway, but thanks to the rain, a different kind of outdoor-activity was cancelled ...

I speak Japanese, is this a translation of written stuff or did you want someone to speak for you or what (ie what do you mean by verbal)

If it's written e-mail it to fmw31@cam.ac.uk and if it's not a 20page parr I may well be able to help you out... (compensation eh?)

(Writing is fine too)