Guest Rambo Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 This calender was given to mother free of charge by our local Chinese take away and has been in my kitchen for months. I musn't have looked at it properly until now. Just look at those eyes. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 It would be awesome if they were mating, but they're pandas, so there's only about a 2% chance of that being the case. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1336628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Looks like rape. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1336693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 just say what you see Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1336695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 On 5/28/2010 at 4:33 AM, Rambo said: just say what you see I mean just look at the eyes... and the male's teeth... it looks aggressive to me :p maybe its a joke like that because pandas cba with mating. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1336700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 The amazing thing is that i genuinely didn't even notice how great this calender was for about 4-5 months. If that's not a reminder that i need to stop and smell the roses and once and while, i don't know what is. I mean, what else am i missing that's right under my nose? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1336701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 On 5/28/2010 at 4:42 AM, Rambo said: The amazing thing is that i genuinely didn't even notice how great this calender was for about 4-5 months. If that's not a reminder that i need to stop and smell the roses and once and while, i don't know what is. I mean, what else am i missing that's right under my nose? COCAINE! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1336721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 lol i've been focussing on the rapee so much that i didn't really notice just how great the raper is. He is kind of staring into nothing, lol, look at him. He has done this so many times before - it never ends. You know when you're just staring through something? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1336738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 On 5/28/2010 at 5:35 PM, Joyrex said: LOL I love how he's gritting his teeth - I can imagine him saying, "YEAH - FUCK YEAH - I'M - GONNA - POUND - DAT - PANDA - PUSSY - SO - FUK - ING - HARD!!!" yea the teeth really make it. lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1337060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 omg i didn't notice the teeth hahahhaa Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1337075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 So is it the Chinese year of the Panda or the year of Rape? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1337077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 panda in the distance on the right seems to be enjoying a hearty fap to the spectacle Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1337078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 lol looks like both the cubs (?) are enjoying the show. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1337083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 it's truly a beautiful thing Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1337096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 what's that brownish skull-looking thing behind them? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1337161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 It's just an innocent mountain. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1337922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 On 5/28/2010 at 4:33 AM, Rambo said: just say what you see I see two brothers in the middle of an emotional hurricane. (the lower panda) Wubchuss is suddenly stricken with terror at the thought of rebuilding the relationship he once had with his mother (in the background). Puovçois (mounted & younger panda) falls immediately with his brother to embrace him before he touches the ground, but cannot support the weight of his brother's pain. We're left suspended in this moment of uncertainty and starving for some sort of delicious comfort. The lower left view appears to be a practice sketch that the artist left in the composition to add a clinical perspective. This dampens the power of emotions captured in the rest of the work, so that one is not too sad to eat. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1338381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 and i believe you, that's what's important. I will see that too one day. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56675-kitchen-shock-chinese-take-away-calender/#findComment-1338387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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