'earl grey sucks'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5XFH36UdQ4&feature=player_embedded

'canolis are like a curse to me'

'so you endorse a no-canoli lifestyle?

absolutely.'

'the 5 deadly cloggers'

'if you get a toaster?

i take it to a pawn shop.'

i have no idea what reaction i'm meant to have to this video

tyson has this strange hypnotoad effect on me.

this is unbelievable footage, I have absolutely no idea how to digest this but I really enjoyed it

  On 5/29/2010 at 3:07 AM, kaini said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5XFH36UdQ4&feature=player_embedded

 

'canolis are like a curse to me'

 

'so you endorse a no-canoli lifestyle?

absolutely.'

 

'the 5 deadly cloggers'

 

'if you get a toaster?

i take it to a pawn shop.'

 

i have no idea what reaction i'm meant to have to this video

tyson has this strange hypnotoad effect on me.

i like how he puts big words together, as if he was edumacated. yer not fooling anyone tyson

you clogger, you!

racism hurts people yek....

  On 5/29/2010 at 3:16 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

this is unbelievable footage, I have absolutely no idea how to digest this but I really enjoyed it

It's just beautiful.

  On 5/29/2010 at 3:18 AM, yek said:

[i like how he puts big words together, as if he was edumacated. yer not fooling anyone tyson

I don't know. He's certainly very quick. Some of his quotes are incredible.

this is a truly exceptional creation and encapsulation of popular culture in our exalted times. my hats are off to everyone involved, especially the editors.

i also recommend viewing this video under the influence of a high fever or at the very least drugs

I heard he just lost 54lbs for a movie and now looks like this:

RACIST

What would you say is the funniest part of this video, as I offer you a canoli.

I'm pretty sure Tyson wouldn't have problems saying anything to anybody's face.

I love and agree with everybodys comments ITT—strangely hypnotic is definitely the way to put it.

  On 5/29/2010 at 3:21 AM, disparaissant said:

you clogger, you!

Yeah that was my favourite bit. Also I agree with the topic title, I would go as far as to say if you don't like Earl Grey you don't deserve to say you like tea.

love it

anyone who's spent time learning about tyson knows there's depth there. it doesn't surprise me that he'd do something like this.

and i'm with him: fuck cannolis in their super sweet buttholes (and then stomp on their testicles).

mike tyson makes the best youtube experiences ever.

I'd also like to add that earl grey does indeed suck

  On 5/29/2010 at 10:39 AM, Producer Snafu said:

mike tyson makes the best youtube experiences ever.

Yes twas quaint and I as well agree that Cannoli are indeed bad for one's constitution....

Get them Iron Mike, Get them....

You are a bad man!

one cannolo.

two or more cannoli.

i guess it's no the fact that he's uneducated, just that he got punched so many times in the head he's a little wonky

ah... still hungry after all these ears.

tyson is a wife beating rapist cutie.

I genuinely feel sorry for Mike Tyson.

  On 5/29/2010 at 4:09 AM, Jonas said:

Well, you can say what you want about Tyson, but his style was impetuous, his defense was impregnable and he liked fornicating. My man.

That's the best thing I've ever seen.

mike is my favorite violent human.

  On 6/1/2010 at 4:17 PM, Hoodie said:

mike is my favorite violent human.

Ha!