Now at your local Sears

The "Brief Safe" Fake Dirty Underwear Home Safe

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The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

sears sucks.

lol

fucking brilliant

I actually have two of these. Good luck finding my MD of unreleased AFX when I throw these in the dirty clothes pile

i just love the utter white trash-ness of the idea.

As sick as it looks this is actually a pretty clever idea

lolz

this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear

  On 5/31/2010 at 4:27 AM, Capsaicin said:

this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear

irl lol! (btw first time i've said that- feels a little dirty tbh)

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this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear

why would you buy this? easier to just make your own?

  On 6/1/2010 at 3:48 PM, theSun said:

why would you buy this? easier to just make your own?

Perhaps the idea of faux-poop stains are more palatable than any DIY efforts?

everyone starts buying these==cavity searches for everyone. and since they just passed a new regulation in Canada that all strip searches must be done by members of your own sex, and I'm heterosexual, i'll pass.