dr lopez Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 The "Brief Safe" Fake Dirty Underwear Home Safe Quote The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). sears sucks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smuckers Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1339008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 fucking brilliant Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1339009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 I actually have two of these. Good luck finding my MD of unreleased AFX when I throw these in the dirty clothes pile Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hautlle's signature Hide all signatures Albums/EPs Free to DL or stream Newest stuff is on Soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1339023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 i just love the utter white trash-ness of the idea. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1339044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bramsworth Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 As sick as it looks this is actually a pretty clever idea Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1339071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 lolz Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1339160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1339163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 On 5/31/2010 at 6:27 AM, Capsaicin said: this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear irl lol! (btw first time i've said that- feels a little dirty tbh) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1340021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Quote this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1340025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest theSun Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 why would you buy this? easier to just make your own? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1340270 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 On 6/1/2010 at 5:48 PM, theSun said: why would you buy this? easier to just make your own? Perhaps the idea of faux-poop stains are more palatable than any DIY efforts? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1340341 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 everyone starts buying these==cavity searches for everyone. and since they just passed a new regulation in Canada that all strip searches must be done by members of your own sex, and I'm heterosexual, i'll pass. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TwiddleBot's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56768-now-at-your-local-sears/#findComment-1340446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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