abracadabra is sleeping on my couch, just to my right

i can't remember if the fire extinguisher up the ass prank was a good idea or not. how did that one end?

Duct tape him to the floor and drool on him.

no adhesives in the apartment and i have some serious dry mouth. should i just take a dump on him? i can't remember if that would be considered taking it too far

Get someone to help you put the couch on the street while he's on it.

Also, try the poop thing.

no way i can finagle this couch through the doorway

just a few jumping jacks to help get things moving...

but seriously, only sociopaths actually carry out pranks that involve their own shit

Put his hand in some warm water.

OR,

Dick whiskers

turn him into a frog.

Dick whiskers

well, i shit on him

kinky

picture of said shit.

i reflexively came over him just as i shit on him

dunno but i think the extinguisher thing ended well for everyone involved

there is not story without pics

DICK WHISKERS

draw his face on your dick

a spot of home trepanning would probably be awesomely hilarious.

eel!

why would you even lie about something like this

who is abracadabra

  On 6/1/2010 at 1:13 PM, kaen said:

there is not story without pics

yeah pics or it didn't happened

happens or it didn't pic

take a picture with your dick in his mouth

  On 6/1/2010 at 4:06 PM, Rambo said:

take a picture with his dick in your mouth