Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Seriously you guys, the phonebook is possibly the stupidest fucking invention of all time. Hay guys lets make a book with everyones name and adress and phone number in it so they can call each other. Fuck off. Get an ipad you morans its the 21st century. They keep rolling these 5 pound tomes to our doorsteps and were all ok, sweet, im finally going to get some reading done, and then when you finally open the goddamn thing to find someone to call to get rid of this piece of shit and stop sending them to yourself, they send you the other phonebook filled wiht a whole bunch more bullshit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 When your internet goes down, you will be happy to have a phone book. I generally feel the same as you, it's a waste of paper who needs it we have the internets etc but technology is not fool proof. If the internet is down and you need a pizza? And your cellular phone too with its programmed numbers? They could come in handy 1 day out of 365. But if you didn't have it that one day you could really be bummed out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sidewinder's signature Hide all signatures last.fm | rym | my vinyl on Instagram Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Yeah but most people have at least 2 or 3 different sources of internet during their day. Plus if im really desperate i can just call 411 or keep hitting 0 until a lady starts talkin to me Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Do you really thrust your life to technology that way? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Dont you? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 On 6/5/2010 at 3:06 AM, 24ourange said: Dont you? Obviously not. Technology makes people dumb. Believe me. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 since technology has made me too stupid to consider your statement, i believe you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Phonebooks are only good for ripping in half to impress people at parties. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 they are apparently also good for opening wine bottles Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 fucking phone books, man how do they work? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 no it isn't Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I think that sounds about right Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 it's like tring to impress a guy so that he can ejaculate onto your face alcofribas Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 and no one even recycle them. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 being straight Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 On 6/5/2010 at 3:45 AM, Rambo said: saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face. this metaphor is too complex for me but I am very drunk I havent used a phone book for about ten years Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Fucking lol On 6/5/2010 at 3:45 AM, Rambo said: saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face. On 6/5/2010 at 3:57 AM, Alcofribas said: no it isn't On 6/5/2010 at 4:02 AM, Rambo said: it's like tring to impress a guy so that he can ejaculate onto your face alcofribas On 6/5/2010 at 4:04 AM, Rambo said: being straight Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Seriously. Whos the fucking dickface who says "ok guys we're going to have a gigantic book with everyones fucking name in it. Except people who say they dont want to be in it. Then were going to make a whole nother book with every business in it that pays us or whatever and whoever pays us the most get big fuckoff ads that old people that read phonebooks can read." "jeez that sounds like a huge waste of time, money, resources and a really stupid ideas." ok. whatever. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 they're for old people that shun technology Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Phonebooks are primarily for isolating near field monitors from desks on the cheap. FACT. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 i get all sorts of pussy just by looking up hot sounding names in the phonebook Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 On 6/5/2010 at 8:50 AM, marf said: they're for old people that shun technology FATHEADS. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Q27's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1343738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 well you'll be glad to know that the 8 biggest cities in Canada will stop producing phonebooks: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/hanging-up-on-the-phone-book/article1594065/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1344462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Posting in a 24ourange "Fuck that 'cause I cant understand it" thread. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/56901-fuck-the-phonebook/#findComment-1344465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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