Fuck the phonebook

Seriously you guys, the phonebook is possibly the stupidest fucking invention of all time. Hay guys lets make a book with everyones name and adress and phone number in it so they can call each other. Fuck off. Get an ipad you morans its the 21st century. They keep rolling these 5 pound tomes to our doorsteps and were all ok, sweet, im finally going to get some reading done, and then when you finally open the goddamn thing to find someone to call to get rid of this piece of shit and stop sending them to yourself, they send you the other phonebook filled wiht a whole bunch more bullshit.

When your internet goes down, you will be happy to have a phone book.

I generally feel the same as you, it's a waste of paper who needs it we have the internets etc but technology is not fool proof. If the internet is down and you need a pizza? And your cellular phone too with its programmed numbers? They could come in handy 1 day out of 365. But if you didn't have it that one day you could really be bummed out.

Yeah but most people have at least 2 or 3 different sources of internet during their day. Plus if im really desperate i can just call 411 or keep hitting 0 until a lady starts talkin to me

Do you really thrust your life to technology that way?

Dont you?

  On 6/5/2010 at 3:06 AM, 24ourange said:

Dont you?

Obviously not. Technology makes people dumb. Believe me.

since technology has made me too stupid to consider your statement, i believe you.

Phonebooks are only good for ripping in half to impress people at parties.

they are apparently also good for opening wine bottles

fucking phone books, man

how do they work?

saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face.

no it isn't

I think that sounds about right

it's like tring to impress a guy so that he can ejaculate onto your face alcofribas

and no one even recycle them.

being straight

  On 6/5/2010 at 3:45 AM, Rambo said:

saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face.

this metaphor is too complex for me but I am very drunk

I havent used a phone book for about ten years

Fucking lol

  On 6/5/2010 at 3:45 AM, Rambo said:

saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face.

  On 6/5/2010 at 3:57 AM, Alcofribas said:

no it isn't

  On 6/5/2010 at 4:02 AM, Rambo said:

it's like tring to impress a guy so that he can ejaculate onto your face alcofribas

  On 6/5/2010 at 4:04 AM, Rambo said:

being straight

Seriously. Whos the fucking dickface who says "ok guys we're going to have a gigantic book with everyones fucking name in it. Except people who say they dont want to be in it. Then were going to make a whole nother book with every business in it that pays us or whatever and whoever pays us the most get big fuckoff ads that old people that read phonebooks can read." "jeez that sounds like a huge waste of time, money, resources and a really stupid ideas." ok. whatever.

they're for old people that shun technology

Phonebooks are primarily for isolating near field monitors from desks on the cheap. FACT.

i get all sorts of pussy just by looking up hot sounding names in the phonebook

  On 6/5/2010 at 8:50 AM, marf said:

they're for old people that shun technology

FATHEADS.

well you'll be glad to know that the 8 biggest cities in Canada will stop producing phonebooks:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/hanging-up-on-the-phone-book/article1594065/

Posting in a 24ourange "Fuck that 'cause I cant understand it" thread.