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Dear Craig Anderson,

 

Thanks for ordering from ThreadPit/6DollarShirts!

 

Your order was shipped on 06/08/2010.

 

 

Our amazing staff has inspected your order and even contemplated stealing

it since you have such FABULOUS taste in design and color combination… <3

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Our shipping specialist lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as she

so gently packaged and so carefully placed the shipping label containing

the following request from the ever-so-talented ThreadPit Crew:

Ive never lol so much

i've had spam that was funnier

they keep telling me i won the lottery

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Lagos, Nigeria.

Attention: The President/CEO

 

Dear Sir,

 

Confidential Business Proposal

 

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Aphex Bank.

 

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

 

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

 

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

 

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

 

© your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

 

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

 

Please reply urgently.

 

Best regards

 

Howgul Abul Arhu

seems legit

I lol'd heartily @ "Aphex Bank."

  On 6/9/2010 at 9:38 PM, BCM said:

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Lagos, Nigeria.

Attention: The President/CEO

 

Dear Sir,

 

Confidential Business Proposal

 

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Aphex Bank.

 

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

 

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

 

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

 

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

 

© your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

 

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

 

Please reply urgently.

 

Best regards

 

Howgul Abul Arhu