what feels better?

because it falls outside the scope of fred's thread. bear in mind the focus here is doing something after not being able to for a while, but really needing to.

shit is gonna run away with this one

its very hard to enjoy an itch because you know the relief is shortlived

  On 6/10/2010 at 2:15 AM, ms-dos said:

shit is gonna run away with this one

yeah poop always wins on watmm

shitting really has no equals in terms of bodily relief. the only way to improve on shitting is by combining shitting with other functions, like in the crumpkin.

Shitting without a doubt.

Poetic Shit Edda imo.

edit: edda da poo poo

shitting after a long period of time is like taking off your heavy backpack after a long walk.

pissing for like 10-15 secs can almost feel orgasmic.

a norse saga of anything has to be good.

  On 6/10/2010 at 3:32 AM, yek said:

pissing for like 10-15 secs can almost feel orgasmic.

especially when you're hit with the 'shiver'. adding a nice early morning butt scratch can really bring things to the next level too

  On 6/10/2010 at 6:41 AM, uptown devil said:

  On 6/10/2010 at 3:32 AM, yek said:

pissing for like 10-15 secs can almost feel orgasmic.

 

especially when you're hit with the 'shiver'. adding a nice early morning butt scratch can really bring things to the next level too

do girls get the shiver?

the shit is nice relief, but it also can be a painful endeavour.

The piss after you've been bursting, like when there are little golden drops hanging off your bell-end, is fucking magical.

i've had pisses feel like two minute orgasms before

sidebar question: would you rather epic shit or epic piss in that guatamalan sinkhole?

viking shit all the way

  On 6/10/2010 at 6:04 PM, Fred McGriff said:

i've had pisses feel like two minute orgasms before

 

sidebar question: would you rather epic shit or epic piss in that guatamalan sinkhole?

I would shit and then try to piss on the shit as it plunges in

god damn do i love rashida jones

you had me at "norse saga"