Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with, then passes out at wedding

Nuff said.

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/static/national/380095.html

Poor cow!

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As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

But this is far better punishment than jail time. He's never gonna shag a cow again, and he gets to continue to be a productive member of society.

It was on a terrace between two paddy fields like this that Balinese teenager Ngurah Alit was caught having sex with a cow, who he claimed had flirted with him.

that cow had it cummin

Fuckin' epic .

Maybe his country has really hot cows.

"had wooed him with flattering compliments."

/onion

edit: lol @ the advertisement on the side

i'm amazed he got past the smell, compliments or not

multiple stomachs -> multiple orgasms