keltoi Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" italy v paraguay the other night... this time, my gf... "they have nice skin, the italians... don't they? olive skin, hmnn... why do they call it olive skin anyway? if they had olive skin they would be green or black and all oily haha... the parag... what do you call someone from paraguay? [paraguayan]... the paraguayans have much darker skin than the italians. [it's in south america] i know!... i think i prefer the italians skin colour... do you? [ok please be quiet now] Edited June 16, 2010 by keltoi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 what happens if someone kicks the ball into the stand? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Commenting mostly on women in cutaways and not the game like paraguay girl is wearing. "She looks very hydrated. Her skin is elastic and soft and brown. I would like to probe her rubber eye sockets with my tongue and slip salty pennies into her hehehe." etc.. If "911" were happening it would be something about the broadcaster's hair. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Skin quality related comment confirmed though. No surprise. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 3:20 PM, all_purpose_sandpaper said: "She looks very hydrated. Her skin is elastic and soft and brown. lol exactly Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 usually here one of the following from my gf when watching football: what the fuck kind of call was that? look at that fucking flopper! red card his ass! or what the fuck kind of a pass was that? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the anonymous forumite Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 GOOOAAAAL !!!!!!! Ooops no sorry, erm. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 "why do they always lay down like they broke their leg and roll around and then get up and run?" "does it count as a shot on goal if it goes over the goal?" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Is Beckham not playing? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 lol^ "Go denmark!! I'm thinking good thoughts for them!" [Actually I was hoping Netherlands would win] "Oh, well then I wish whoever you want the best!" At least she admits she knows absolutely nothing about football and says nothing more than "I'm happy for you." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 when does this finish? change it! booooooriiiinngggg! east enders is on. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 4:36 PM, Gary C said: Is Beckham not playing? lol I think this gf comment one is most common on both sides of the pond Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 4:48 PM, keltoi said: east enders is on.[/i] typical. USA here its glee or some other shit i can't comprehend. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351764 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 4:52 PM, all_purpose_sandpaper said: On 6/16/2010 at 4:48 PM, keltoi said: east enders is on.[/i] typical. USA here its glee or some other shit i can't comprehend. normally she hates eastenders but when football's on suddenly she needs to see it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 *tries to explain offside* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 "here's your sandwich, can i get you something else?" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 8:18 PM, Fred McGriff said: "here's your Smirnoff, you just got Iced bro." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1351952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 1:16 PM, keltoi said: argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b] Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1352010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 9:01 PM, Squee said: On 6/16/2010 at 1:16 PM, keltoi said: argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b] Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious. Lol, I read that as you should have checked her. You're from Canada right? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1352013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 I got asked to switch over for Glee at 9 the other day during the last quarter of Italy Paraguay, I'd sat there for 2 hours by that point and it seemed a bit ridiculous to ask me to fuck off then for some singalong but as it happened I was out of beer so I went to the pub for the end of the football. I think worse than girly babble is the guys who think that talking about football in a pub is a right and a duty and so make the most hollow obvious comments endlessly, like 'that was a great kick, I mean he really kicks it hard doesn't he that fella? ay? ooooh what a dive" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1352029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 "whats with all the chanting? is their national anthem really that long?" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1352032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 "zzzzzzz." "i'm not drunk enough for this." Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1352036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 9:24 PM, Coalbucket PI said: I think worse than girly babble is the guys who think that talking about football in a pub is a right and a duty and so make the most hollow obvious comments endlessly, like 'that was a great kick, I mean he really kicks it hard doesn't he that fella? ay? ooooh what a dive" Maybe you should frequent more hetero pubs. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1352039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 On 6/16/2010 at 9:02 PM, chassis said: On 6/16/2010 at 9:01 PM, Squee said: On 6/16/2010 at 1:16 PM, keltoi said: argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b] Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious. Lol, I read that as you should have checked her. You're from Canada right? Nope Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1352070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fox Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 "Do I need to ask why you're staring at a blank TV?" No, but you can if you want. *silence* We don't get ESPN. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/57193-the-things-girls-say-while-watching-football/#findComment-1352119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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