the things girls* say while watching football

argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

italy v paraguay the other night... this time, my gf... "they have nice skin, the italians... don't they? olive skin, hmnn... why do they call it olive skin anyway? if they had olive skin they would be green or black and all oily haha... the parag... what do you call someone from paraguay? [paraguayan]... the paraguayans have much darker skin than the italians. [it's in south america] i know!... i think i prefer the italians skin colour... do you? [ok please be quiet now]

what happens if someone kicks the ball into the stand?

Commenting mostly on women in cutaways and not the game like paraguay girl is wearing. "She looks very hydrated. Her skin is elastic and soft and brown. I would like to probe her rubber eye sockets with my tongue and slip salty pennies into her hehehe." etc.. If "911" were happening it would be something about the broadcaster's hair.

Skin quality related comment confirmed though. No surprise.

  On 6/16/2010 at 3:20 PM, all_purpose_sandpaper said:

"She looks very hydrated. Her skin is elastic and soft and brown.

lol exactly

usually here one of the following from my gf when watching football:

what the fuck kind of call was that?

look at that fucking flopper! red card his ass!

or

what the fuck kind of a pass was that?

GOOOAAAAL !!!!!!! Ooops no sorry, erm.

"why do they always lay down like they broke their leg and roll around and then get up and run?"

"does it count as a shot on goal if it goes over the goal?"

Is Beckham not playing?

lol^

"Go denmark!! I'm thinking good thoughts for them!" [Actually I was hoping Netherlands would win] "Oh, well then I wish whoever you want the best!"

At least she admits she knows absolutely nothing about football and says nothing more than "I'm happy for you."

when does this finish?

change it!

booooooriiiinngggg!

east enders is on.

  On 6/16/2010 at 4:36 PM, Gary C said:

Is Beckham not playing?

lol I think this gf comment one is most common on both sides of the pond

  On 6/16/2010 at 4:48 PM, keltoi said:

 

east enders is on.[/i]

typical. USA here its glee or some other shit i can't comprehend.

  On 6/16/2010 at 4:52 PM, all_purpose_sandpaper said:

  On 6/16/2010 at 4:48 PM, keltoi said:

 

east enders is on.[/i]

 

typical. USA here its glee or some other shit i can't comprehend.

normally she hates eastenders but when football's on suddenly she needs to see it.

*tries to explain offside*

"here's your sandwich, can i get you something else?"

  On 6/16/2010 at 8:18 PM, Fred McGriff said:

"here's your Smirnoff, you just got Iced bro."

  On 6/16/2010 at 1:16 PM, keltoi said:

argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b]

Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious.

  On 6/16/2010 at 9:01 PM, Squee said:

  On 6/16/2010 at 1:16 PM, keltoi said:

argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b]

 

Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious.

Lol, I read that as you should have checked her. You're from Canada right?

I got asked to switch over for Glee at 9 the other day during the last quarter of Italy Paraguay, I'd sat there for 2 hours by that point and it seemed a bit ridiculous to ask me to fuck off then for some singalong but as it happened I was out of beer so I went to the pub for the end of the football.

I think worse than girly babble is the guys who think that talking about football in a pub is a right and a duty and so make the most hollow obvious comments endlessly, like 'that was a great kick, I mean he really kicks it hard doesn't he that fella? ay? ooooh what a dive"

"whats with all the chanting? is their national anthem really that long?"

"zzzzzzz."

"i'm not drunk enough for this."

  On 6/16/2010 at 9:24 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

I think worse than girly babble is the guys who think that talking about football in a pub is a right and a duty and so make the most hollow obvious comments endlessly, like 'that was a great kick, I mean he really kicks it hard doesn't he that fella? ay? ooooh what a dive"

Maybe you should frequent more hetero pubs.

  On 6/16/2010 at 9:02 PM, chassis said:

  On 6/16/2010 at 9:01 PM, Squee said:

  On 6/16/2010 at 1:16 PM, keltoi said:

argentina v nigeria on saturday... a substitution is made, the commentator says "... fresh legs on the pitch..." my mates gf folds up, giggling uncontrollably... when asked what's up she goes "FRESH LEGS!! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME!! IS THAT REALLY HIS NAME? FRESH LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/b]

 

Your mate should have her checked. Whatever is eating her brain might be contagious.

 

Lol, I read that as you should have checked her. You're from Canada right?

Nope

"Do I need to ask why you're staring at a blank TV?"

No, but you can if you want.

*silence*

We don't get ESPN.