Juke Nukem - Jenk'em EP

One day, I was browsing 4chan like I always do late at night when I decided to go into the /mu/sic section of the site. There, I found the usual fighting over dad rock, glam, etc., nothing major...until this. A poster had dropped the name "Juke Nukem" onto a thread. Instantly drawn because it referred to the classic game series, I asked him what he meant by the name, and he explained that it was a collaboration he created with a longtime friend of his. We exchanged screen names and began to talk daily about their upcoming release, sending back files with comments, data, what have you. In my conversations with the producer,I began to see how this could be game-changing. So I waited.

Finally, after 2 months of mindless expectation, the album was complete. A 4-track EP, with influences from Chicago house, Detroit bass, Miami bass, San Francisco Bay rap, all over lush production and rough, laced beats. An unknown rapper hangs in tune with the beats, displaying expert flows no doubt taken from the golden years of hiphop, and made his own. I have never contacted the rapper in question, the producer says that he is quite the elusive man, and prefers to keep to himself. Not knowing who the rapper is makes this release even more exciting to me (LIKE BURIAL AND ZOMBY).

I know this is a long post, but I just had to share it with my WATMMers here, as I know guys (and girls) like you would appreciate an EP of this caliber. I've had this EP for about 1 hour and I have already played it about 15 times through. If you enjoy layered acid house bass beats and greased, multi-syllabic rhymes at all, grab this.

*suspects shens*

*downloads anyway*

*regrets not trusting instincts*

this reminds me of my favorite jenkem trips dawg: filled with shitty pop ups, lol use something else to host this, downloading anyway and some day this shitty host will finish uploading this massive 13mb album

oh wait I thought I was in YLC and I was downloading your personally made EP, read the OP.. meh we will see

beats are kinda cool I will give it that but I hate the overall production, vocal sound like poop and are too loud mostly

lol the vocals are even more ricky retardo than the joke hip hop track I made with a homie in Oregon (which is actually pretty funny)

"the producer says that he is quite the elusive man, and prefers to keep to himself."

I know! I KNOW!

i am so not downloading that.

Your loss, man.

Such a lol name

this is, without a doubt, THE release of 2010. dont sleep.

the name is 33 times kewler than the music

  On 6/26/2010 at 6:09 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

beats are kinda cool I will give it that but I hate the overall production, vocal sound like poop and are too loud mostly

 

lol the vocals are even more ricky retardo than the joke hip hop track I made with a homie in Oregon (which is actually pretty funny)

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

Pro - toss lololololololol

That's really the highlight of the whole EP, it's so funny :D Send me a PM sneak if you want the producer's sn

Actually, I quite like this, but then again, I like awful music.

Way ahead of its time.

  On 6/27/2010 at 11:36 PM, chimera slot mom said:

Way ahead of its time.

This will probably end up being my second favorite EP this year by the time all is said and done.

amazing EP

i'm on track 2 and this is amazing

listen to the counterpoint at the end of violate, fucking brilliant. there's so much going in the background, wow

I really don't think people understand the importance of this album.

It's downloading!

this is so painfully bad. i cant even pretend to like it. it goes past laughable all the way to the fucking waste-ridden abyss. good job making everyone listen to it though

Makes me wanna juke my feet