Mother of the Year

She's not a bad mother, this is how black people communicate.

*spits out coffee*

lol i love the way she pours macaroni all over her hot bod.

how the fuck was babby formed in the first place

they need to do way instain mother> who simulate oralseks with thier babbys

:(

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Dont you need to be a woman to be a mother?

badd mom album out 2011

  On 7/2/2010 at 6:33 AM, xxx said:

  On 7/1/2010 at 10:27 PM, Jonas said:

lol at the lill kid trying to put a piece of paper inside her belly button.

 

This reminds me of how my good friend's Bachelor party ended.

 

We were so fucked up on various whatnots and had been hitting strip clubs like the owners do the employees (ugh, I could barely do that one without hating myself...yep, still dislike myself for that one)

 

Well, it was approaching 3:00 am and this club was particularly gynecological; you belly up to the table, you'll have vagina within inches of your face, speculum not included.

 

My friend, cross-eyed from so much "substance", decided to "tip" her by tucking a dollar into her vaginal vestibule as she was up in the invisible stirrups in his face. She got pissed off, we got scared (rough part of town, what was next??), we fled the scene.

 

Now that I told that story, I feel really badly about myself--am I on any "higher ground" than this "five star ho" of a mother?

 

I'm just not sure anymore.

while this made me nearly throw up in my mouth a little, it wasn't you and she wasn't your offspring, so i think you're still above board.

Who was filming?

girl's got some moves

my fave parts are the simulated facial and belly oil.

  On 7/2/2010 at 8:42 PM, baph said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

i love that song. 2nd only to rushup edge and drukqs.

  On 7/2/2010 at 8:42 PM, baph said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

holy lol!!!!!!

fucking hilarious