my dad is drunk

i have never met a sloppier, sillier drunk... there is miscellaneous shit all over the places it shouldn't be... such a mess that i probably have to clean up

pics plz

his friend that was over here grilling steaks left because dad passed out... i want a few cups of coffee but i don't want him to slobber all over me

make sure he shut the grill off.

  On 7/4/2010 at 11:03 PM, tht tne said:

his friend that was over here grilling steaks left because dad passed out... i want a few cups of coffee but i don't want him to slobber all over me

Isn't it like mid afternoon where you are?

Put on Green Street on ITV4 now and act like proper LADS

be careful he is gay

  On 7/5/2010 at 12:12 AM, dr lopez said:

be careful he is gay

lol

despite my dad's alcoholic days causing stress to the family... there have been some lol times.

like this one time where my gay uncle was visiting from N.Y. and my dad was drunk BBQing. then he randomly just picked up a lawn chair, folded it up and started wacking the grill WWE style knocking over the grill spilling all the steak and burgers onto the grass. my uncle was like "why you do that for?" and my dad's response? "BECAUSE YOU'RE A COCK SUCKIN' FAGGOT!" i got in trouble for loling really hard that day.

ahead strikes again!

  On 7/5/2010 at 1:41 AM, asymmetrical head said:

despite my dad's alcoholic days causing stress to the family... there have been some lol times.

 

like this one time where my gay uncle was visiting from N.Y. and my dad was drunk BBQing. then he randomly just picked up a lawn chair, folded it up and started wacking the grill WWE style knocking over the grill spilling all the steak and burgers onto the grass. my uncle was like "why you do that for?" and my dad's response? "BECAUSE YOU'RE A COCK SUCKIN' FAGGOT!" i got in trouble for loling really hard that day.

LMAO

lol

lawlz

lol

lol

lol

  On 7/5/2010 at 1:41 AM, asymmetrical head said:

despite my dad's alcoholic days causing stress to the family... there have been some lol times.

 

like this one time where my gay uncle was visiting from N.Y. and my dad was drunk BBQing. then he randomly just picked up a lawn chair, folded it up and started wacking the grill WWE style knocking over the grill spilling all the steak and burgers onto the grass. my uncle was like "why you do that for?" and my dad's response? "BECAUSE YOU'RE A COCK SUCKIN' FAGGOT!" i got in trouble for loling really hard that day.

That story makes me want to hang out with some drunk people.

There should be a trashbear that has a folded up lawn chair in his mouth and instead of a trash bin, a grill.

drunk people are sad clowns. lets celebrate and pity them with equal measure.

trashdrunk trashclown

bear

clownbear

grilling meat eh

  On 7/5/2010 at 12:38 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 7/5/2010 at 1:41 AM, asymmetrical head said:

despite my dad's alcoholic days causing stress to the family... there have been some lol times.

 

like this one time where my gay uncle was visiting from N.Y. and my dad was drunk BBQing. then he randomly just picked up a lawn chair, folded it up and started wacking the grill WWE style knocking over the grill spilling all the steak and burgers onto the grass. my uncle was like "why you do that for?" and my dad's response? "BECAUSE YOU'RE A COCK SUCKIN' FAGGOT!" i got in trouble for loling really hard that day.

irl lol

 

man I think anyone would have laughed at that

I had the inkling of what could have been a hearty lol brewing but before it could develop further I was overcome with a response of "really?". Is there more to this story, such as whether the Dad really was pissed off at the gay uncle or reacted that way cause the uncle caught him in a rage moment? If he did seem to be purely drunk and angry at the uncle at that time, how long was it after this before he seemed to get over it?

  On 7/5/2010 at 6:03 PM, Space Coyote said:

  On 7/5/2010 at 12:38 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 7/5/2010 at 1:41 AM, asymmetrical head said:

despite my dad's alcoholic days causing stress to the family... there have been some lol times.

 

like this one time where my gay uncle was visiting from N.Y. and my dad was drunk BBQing. then he randomly just picked up a lawn chair, folded it up and started wacking the grill WWE style knocking over the grill spilling all the steak and burgers onto the grass. my uncle was like "why you do that for?" and my dad's response? "BECAUSE YOU'RE A COCK SUCKIN' FAGGOT!" i got in trouble for loling really hard that day.

irl lol

 

man I think anyone would have laughed at that

 

I had the inkling of what could have been a hearty lol brewing but before it could develop further I was overcome with a response of "really?". Is there more to this story, such as whether the Dad really was pissed off at the gay uncle or reacted that way cause the uncle caught him in a rage moment? If he did seem to be purely drunk and angry at the uncle at that time, how long was it after this before he seemed to get over it?

Simply alcololism innit.

yeah alkies aren't reasonable (or funny but that IS funny if you remove yourself from it)