recommend me a stereotypical hairstyle

i am currently considering the:

Get a bowl

  On 7/5/2010 at 3:11 AM, tht tne said:

that's spot on

buy electric clippers, put on the #6 attachment, and buzz all over

it's worked for me for years

i think its obviously

get a 'fro.

  On 7/5/2010 at 4:14 AM, essines said:

never go full satanist

i wouldn't call it satanist. satanic or blasphemous maybe.

Get a Hitlerjugend 'cut. They're oh so popular with the hipsters, you know.

ponytails are idm

i have a friend who has completely lost all his hair on top of his head but still grows out the side and back. he's only like 30 years old and has been receding since before i met him about 10 years ago. he's even starting to let it grow out so he can do a comb over. he's totally being ironic about the whole thing as i know he has a problem with going bald. i'd post a pic of him but there might be a possibility that he'd come across this site since he listens to idm.

if i were able to have hair right now, i'd probaby just do this:

but i have a smooth bald spot at the back of my head and small patches gone at top... hence i shave my head at least once a week.

  On 7/5/2010 at 8:13 AM, asymmetrical head said:

i have a friend who has completely lost all his hair on top of his head but still grows out the side and back. he's only like 30 years old and has been receding since before i met him about 10 years ago. he's even starting to let it grow out so he can do a comb over. he's totally being ironic about the whole thing as i know he has a problem with going bald. i'd post a pic of him but there might be a possibility that he'd come across this site since he listens to idm.

 

if i were able to have hair right now, i'd probaby just do this:

 

 

but i have a smooth bald spot at the back of my head and small patches gone at top... hence i shave my head at least once a week.

that's exactly my hairstyle

also, you'll need a black turtleneck.